UWE POWER RANKINGS(POST-LONDON EDITION)

Power Rankings
  1. The Armenian Beast – Despite the beatdown at the end of the show, which might just leave Beast out of the ring for a bit, he takes the number one spot. Beast is still UWE World Champion and he won the TLC match at the pay-per-view. He didn’t even have to climb the ladder!
  2. Morsmordre – Doesn’t ring a bell? Well, unfortunately, get used to it. The trio of Brandon Sorrow, Cthuhlu, and Asylum has a name. They revealed the alliance at the end of the show in London, laying waste to The Armenian Beast, Jenson Rhett, Special Forces, loads of backstage crew, and the entire ringside area. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  3. Amy Gobraless – She’s back and she’s flaunting it more than ever. In a fantastic triple threat match, she defended her Rising Star Championship for the second time against Bob the Badguy and Billsta Anderson. One more and she’ll be able to drop that belt and take on the World Champion!
  4. Rhett Vipers – Look at these two go! Jenson Rhett racked up a victory over Brandon Moore and in London, the duo defeated veteran tag team Special Forces. Look for them to keep on rollin’!
  5. Angels and Demons – Lily got the W against Serah Feena and Billsta keeps coming up just short. He could have had the Rising Star Championship match in the bag, but luck just isn’t on his side. He gets another shot one on one with Amy on the first show of the new tour. Let’s see how that plays out.
  6. Bob the Badguy – He’s rolling back downhill rather than climbing. Bob took the fall in the triple threat match for the Rising Star Championship. But hey, he’s still the Badguy. Look for him to rebound. Easily.
  7. Special Forces – Their return has been a stellar one. Unfortunately, in London, they were taken down by the much more novice tag team of the Rhett Vipers. They still put on a hell of a show, though. And even proved their guts by coming to the aid of…well, the world when Morsmordre emerged and started their destruction. That might not have ended so well for them, though.
  8. Chaos – Chaos might be in love. Gross. Focus on your matches instead of boobs and stuff! He’s the Canadian Psycho. Whether it’s at the top of the bottom, he’ll probably always be somewhere on this list.
  9. Serah Feena – This girl is impressive. She’s having a bit of a rough start in the win department, but look for that to change rather quickly. She’s got a bright future ahead.
  10. ???? – No, it’s not a fabled mystery person. It’s just that no one else deserves to be on this damn list! Where is the rest of the competition? Step your game up if you want this vacant spot.

UWE Insider: Hot Topics #4

Hot Topics

Welcome to another edition of Hot Topics. I know I promised you a special edition last week, but you see Gwendy here was unable to deliver. I apologize. I hope this weeks dirt makes up for it.

How what that Rising Star Championship match between Billsta, Amy and Bob? I honestly thought Bob had it won. I was shocked that Amy retained. Billsta proved to be a contender too. What will happen next? I think Billsta will go after Amy. I think Amy will let Billsta fall right into her plan and she will strike. Like a spider catching it’s prey in the web it wove.

Cthuhlu. The guy just freaks. me. out. I cannot stand the sight of Cthuhlu. When Cthuhlu got involved in the main event between Brandon and The Armenian Beast I was shocked. To say the least. Asylum is another freaky wrestler too, but at least he wears a mask. Know what I’m saying? But when Cthuhlu used his finishing move to attack The Armenian Beast I thought the Beast was in trouble. I recall saying that The Armenian Beast was going to retain his World title over Brandon Moore, but I was wrong. The Armenian Beast retained his title over Brandon Sorrow. If you missed it, you have to get a hold of the results, the tapes or something.

Some of the superstars of UWE are aggravated. This is all allegedly and according to backstage reports. The superstars are angry because of the two titles. Although the roster is thin, the superstars feel there should be another division to mix it up. You see, this is what I, Gwendy, was talking about before. Maybe there will be new titles introduced on the upcoming tour?

That’s right UWE is embarking on the Battleground Tour. I don’t know much about this tour, besides the name, but it sounds like it’s going to be action packed.

Chaos has a crush on Lily Jackson? Yes, that is true. Chaos has been spotted with flowers and other things on the latest flight. Word on the street is that they’re for Ms. Jackson.

Rumor has it that Lucilla Pegorino has been a good girl lately. I think she’s bored, so she is trying to act good just to get in good graces with UWE management. Smart move, girl. It will get you back on the roster in no time at all.

Okay, that’s it for now. I promise I’ll be back with more real soon. If not, I will eat frogs legs. Please send us your hot topics to us by commenting on this blog, or tweeting @UWENetwork or emailing ultimate.wrestling.ent@gmail.com

UWE Power Rankings(Post-Netherlands Edition)

Power Rankings
  1. The Armenian Beast – Beast is still on an absolute roll. He’s the reigning UWE World Champion and is coming off of a hard fought victory against Bob the Badguy. This number one spot doesn’t look to be changing any time soon. We’ll see after his title defense in London!
  2. Brandon Moore – What a match Brandon is coming off of! Match of the year quality! It was a hard fought battle that Jenson Rhett edged, but Brandon is certainly ready to raise his limit. He’s still the number one contender. London’s calling!
  3. Asylum – In London, Asylum has a street fight on his hands. However, in Amsterdam, he decided to sit it out. That doesn’t stop his presence from being felt. Even from another part of the country, he was still certainly able to get into the mind of his current adversary, Brandon Moore. Crazy stuff.
  4. Amy Gobraless – The Rising Star Champion has been MIA the past couple of weeks, but she’s still the champion. Her position in the power rankings as well as her position as champion is certainly in jeopardy. She’ll defend in London and it’ll be quite the bout.
  5. Bob the Badguy – Bob is here at number five. He might not have beaten the World Champion, but he sure put up one hell of a fight. And with a spot in the Rising Star Championship, these rankings are sure going to shake up by the time UWE leaves London, England!
  6. Rhett Vipers – The team moves up! Ruby was ringside for the spectacle. Jenson Rhett put on an absolute monster of a showing, coming up with a submission victory against Brandon Moore. If the two keep up the W’s, they’ll break through the top five like nobody’s business!
  7. Angels and Demons – Billsta and Lily are maintaining a strong presence in the top ten. Lily got a win over Chaos, using her speed and the ability to capitalize in a quick effort. Billsta didn’t come up with the win, but holy buckets, did he leave his mark. He massacred Special Forces during his count out loss.
  8. Chaos – Chaos needs to step it back up! He’s letting his temper get the best of him. While getting in the face of the referee, he allowed Lily Jackson to roll him up. He’ll need to get his groove back in London if he wants to stop tumbling down the rankings.
  9. Special Forces – The team is back for good it appears. They’ve been showing up the last couple of weeks. Major Payne definitely got the win against Billsta Anderson, but I’m sure it doesn’t feel like he did. These two will be looking to get some more combined victories and shoot up the list!
  10. Serah Feena – She’s hanging on at number ten. Lucilla is going to kill me, but I’m not afraid of her anymore! Serah has a match coming up in London and will be looking to keep her spot or possibly move on up. Anything could happen and these power rankings will certainly prove that.

UWE Insider: Hot Topics #3

Hot Topics

Hello UWEniverse and welcome to hot topics! UWEniverse? Sounds strange, but it’s the best term to speak to the UWE fan base. You the UWE fans comprise a universe of great proportions. The universe extends to the stars and beyond. I guess. I’m Gwendy Willhelm and it’s time to dish the dirt and discuss the latest in UWE related news.

Brandon Moore and Asylum are having quite the feud. I thought Brandon held his cool during the special referee match between the Armenian Beast and Asylum. He kept his cool so well, that he won the main event match that evening to become the #1 contender for the most coveted prize in the UWE. What will happen now that Brandon is the number one contender for the World title? I think Asylum should get added into the World title picture for good measure. Of course Brandon deserves his fair shot, but let’s just see where this leads. I predict the Armenian Beast will retain his title on the last leg of the Heart of Europa tour. If so, please throw Brandon and Asylum at him. The fans would love to see this.

According to a source, Demoana used to work in the red light district in Amsterdam. She worked in the district when she was younger just to make ends meet. Do we care? No, not really, but it’s interesting to know. This is all allegedly of course.

How are the state of things in UWE? Pretty good if you ask me. There are rumors that UWE is introducing new titles. What titles do I think would best fit the UWE? Here are my thoughts!

The Tag Team titles have a place in the UWE. A tag division would be awesome. UWE has the Special Forces, Angels & Demons and Bad Attitude is hanging around there somewhere. David Stone and Joker haven’t appeared in recent weeks, but if they were available they could make the division worthwhile. The Rhett Vipers are a new tag team. A couple named Jenson Rhett and Ruby make up the Rhett Vipers. UWE could use additional new tag teams like the Rhett Ripers, they were impressive in their recent debuts during the Heart of Europa tour. If done properly, a UWE Tag division could be the next big thing.

A women’s division. UWE has a lot of ladies on the roster. There’s Lily Jackson, Addison Hart, Lucilla Pegorino (though she’s suspended), Demoana and the new girls Serah Feena and Ruby. UWE has blurred the gender lines, but this division could do well based on the talents of the women on the roster right now. Not all of the women can be World or Rising Star Champions. I don’t think the guys would mind a separate Women’s division and neither would some of the women.

So, what do you fans think? Those are all the Hot Topics we have for now, but we will be back by the end of the week with more. Feel free to tweet @UWENetwork or email ultimate.wrestling.ent@gmail.com
All questions that get sent in will be answered by Gwendy. Is there anything UWE related that you want to ask Gwendy about? Do you want Gwendy to dish on a certain topic? All feedback is welcome.

UWE Power Rankings(Post Germany Edition)

Power Rankings
  1. The Armenian Beast – Beast finds himself steadily atop the power rankings. He is the UWE World Champion after all. In Germany, Beast was able to defeat Asylum fair and square. Brandon Moore took the role of official for the match, but he called it right down the middle. Every week, we are reminded as to why The Armenian Beast sits upon UWE’s throne.
  2. Brandon Moore – Need I say ‘Moore?’ See what I did there? Brandon has been hot hot hot lately. His scuffles with Asylum surely could have put a damper on his in ring prowess as of late, but that didn’t happen. Brandon called a good clean bout as well as earning himself a number one contender’s spot for the man above him’s championship.
  3. Amy Gobraless – She wasn’t found in Germany, but she is still the Rising Star Champion. Sooner or later, she’ll have to defend that belt and we’ll see if she can keep this top three spot on the list.
  4. Asylum – What can be said about Asylum? He had a slip up against The Armenian Beast, but the Masked Madman has been on a hot streak as of late, taking on all comers. He came close to beating the World Champion and came just as close to winning a shot at that very World Championship. We’ll see where he goes on the rankings while he’s at war with Mr. Number Two.
  5. Bob the Badguy – Bob picked himself up a win in Germany! After Chaos got a cheap victory in Italy, Bob was given the opportunity to exact revenge. A no disqualification match? Of course he used that to his every advantage. Bob moves up!
  6. Chaos – And Chaos moves down. Chaos has been on an impressive streak lately, but the Badguy was able to shut him down. I don’t think this is the last we’ll see of these two. To be honest, I hope it’s not.
  7. Angels and Demons – The future is bright for Billsta Anderson and Lily Jackson. Defying doctor’s orders to sit the week out, Lily couldn’t help but try her hand in the battle royal. That’s enough to make any team she is on totally badass. Number seven is all yours this week.
  8. The Rhett Vipers – Another tag team has burst onto the scene…and onto the power rankings! Ruby debuted against Chris Macksion, who doesn’t appear to be doing as much saving as he would like. She came away with a decisive victory. Then you have Jenson Rhett reappearing. He made a big showing in the battle royal, fighting his way until the final three. The sky is the limit for these two.
  9. Serah Feena – Another newcomer to the company and the rankings! Serah made an impressive debut against the Italian pretty boy, Mario Valentino. She’ll be looking to keep that momentum up and onward in the coming weeks, raiding the upper seeds of the rankings.
  10. Lucilla Pegorino – Oh where oh where as Lucilla gone? Oh where oh where can she be? Still suspended, right? Well, I’m not taking any chances. I like my life, my balls, and a whole lot of things. So, she’s staying on the list until I get the courage to knock her off. Someone…anyone, help me.