Exclusive: Carston Blake Interviews Lucilla Pegorino

Interviews & Questionnaires, Spotlight

UWE.com recently had the pleasure of interviewing Lucilla Pegorino, a former UWE tag team champion and arguably one of the most dangerous, and unpredictable, superstars on the UWE roster in recent memory.

There is no better way of blooding some of the new backstage personnel than by having them conduct an interview with Lucilla. We sat none other than Carston Blake down with the younger of the Pegorino sisters, and let him do his thing. You can read the transcript of the interview below.

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Carston Blake Lucilla, welcome.

Lucilla: That’s not a question.

Carston Blake Right. I’m sorry. Let me get right down to it. As you know, UWE is hosting the Kyle Stone Memorial Cup soon, in remembrance of the valiant UWE alumnus who passed away. There was heavy speculation over who would participate, and many were expecting to see you among the participants. However, you are a noticeable absentee from the pool of Superstars that will be competing for the Cup.

Lucilla: Still not a question. 

Carston Blake Right again. Would you care to elaborate on your absence from the Cup?

Lucilla: I might.

Carston Blake And will you?

Lucilla: Perhaps if you stopped asking me inane questions.

Carston Blake Okay, I apologize. Let’s try again. Why are you absent from the Memorial Cup? 

Lucilla: That’s slightly better. Let me answer that question with another question. Why should I give a damn about Kyle Stone? Why should I risk life and limb to honor the memory of someone I’ve barely even heard of? … It’s all right, you can make suggestions now.

Carston Blake The fame? The glory? Sending a message to the world? Other UWE greats will be competing in the Cup after all, like Asylum, Brandon Moore, Ronnie Cage, just to name a few. Beating them en route to winning the Cup would certainly be a massive statement, whether the name of Kyle Stone means something to you or not.

Lucilla: I don’t have anything to prove to anyone. I know what I can do, and I know I am better than any one of those guys you just mentioned. Let’em measure their dicks among themselves, I’ve no interest in that prawn cocktail of idiots. I’m going to do my own thing, and while beating up dudes is always satisfying, the Kyle Stone Cup just isn’t part of my plans.

Carston Blake There are some tongues who claim that you’re ducking them, though. That you’re afraid to get back into the ring because you might lose. Badly. And often. To everyone. That you’ve lost your ‘it factor’. Is there any truth to that?

Lucilla: What tongues? The only tongues I care about are the ones twirling about in my happy places. And they tell a different story. The story that Lucilla is by far and wide the greatest Superstar in UWE today. But of course, you wouldn’t know anything about that.

Carston Blake Greatest Superstar in UWE today, you say. Still, on UWE’s upcoming house show, you will be facing Angela Icke. On the undercard. Hardly a place for the greatest Superstar in UWE today, is it?

Lucilla: Are you trying to piss me off, boy? We were talking about tongues earlier; unless you want yours ripped out I suggest you try a different tone. And quickly.

Carston Blake Surely you wouldn’t break the non-violence clause towards reporters that is clearly embedded in your contract?

Lucilla: What, you think I’d do it myself? I’ve got plenty of people to do my dirty work for me, Carston. Still, I’ll gladly do the dirty work myself when I face Angela. People need to realize that we don’t belong in the same league. The beating I’m going to give her won’t be pretty. In fact, I don’t even care whether I win or lose. I am seriously thinking about just bashing her head in with the ring bell and get myself disqualified. Get it over with, you know? And then she can go back to where she belongs, backstage with all of you losers. She might have a little more difficulty controlling her salivary glands when asking questions, but the fans might find her drooling wreck quite entertaining to watch. 
She’ll be my first victim before I tear a hole through this place. I am going to decimate this roster, Cup or no Cup. Championships or no championships. I am here for the violence, and a former fitness model isn’t even going to be a bump in the road, believe you me


Carston Blake Harsh words. Do you consider things to be personal in this match between Angela and yourself?

Lucilla: This may surprise you, Carston, but with me, things are rarely ever personal. 

Carston Blake You’re right, that does surprise me. Care to elaborate?

Lucilla: Not really, but since we have two minutes left… Angela is simply someone who isn’t on my radar. She’s never beaten me, she’s too nice and hasn’t enough of a spine to take things to a personal level. If you beat me, if you talk trash about my family, if you get between me and my goals… Any combination of either of those things will make it personal. Very few people have ever done that.

Carston Blake Like who?

Lucilla: Well, I promised my sister I’d never speak her name again. So I’m not going to. And there have been others. But Angela isn’t one of them. Quite frankly, I just don’t give a damn about her, and never will. I mean, who did she ever beat?

Carston Blake Ruby. Mario Valentino. 

Lucilla: Ugh, Ruby… And that’s supposed to be some massive statement? Ruby isn’t on my level, and that crippled has-been she hangs around with isn’t much better. Ruby will get what’s coming to her soon enough, let me tell you that. But first, I’m gonna rip Angela a fourth hole. Just you watch.

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UWE Dirt: Kyle Stone Memorial Cup

News & Rumors

Kyle Stone is a former Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment talent that rose to prominence posthumously. Due to unfortunate circumstance Kyle Stone passed away at a young age and thus never lived to his full potential. The late wrestlers impact is enough to warrant a memorial cup tournament.

The decision made by Lise Fortiér rocked the Canadian wrestling news world late last week, but rolls over into this week. Who will the company hire under new ownership?

Ronnie Cage and Chaos have officially re-signed with the company. But talents The Armenian Beast and Ruby have been spotted on the wresting circuit and rumors hint that both talents will probably sign.

Other stories say that Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment has hired other personalities to fill on-screen roles in the new Over The Top internet broadcasting format.

Former talent Serah Feena recently graced the cover of Yoga Health magazine. When asked about a return to the ring she said:

Never say never. Anything is possible.

If you have any rumours or dirt comment here, Tweet us or hit us up on Facebook.

Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment press release

News & Rumors

For immediate release to the public:

Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment has been purchased by esteemed  businesswoman Lise Fortiér; known for her television personality on Real Housewives of Vancouver and philanthropic work across the world.

The minority shares of the company have been divided amongst shareholders through FWPK Enterprises. The promotion will launch a new brand and premiere under a new umbrella through FWPK Enterprises.

Fortiér announces and extends all to watch a live web streamed press conference in Vancouver, B.C. Canada. The conference will transmit  on November 30, 2016 at 12:00 PM Pacific Time.

All media outlets are welcome and invited to attend the in-studio press conference in Vancouver, B.C. Canada.

The longwithstanding wrestling company started in Toronto in the spring of 2004. However the company will move to Vancouver; the Hollywood of the North. Fortiér will unveil the location of a new studio, training camp and headquarters during the upcoming press conference. Members of the UWE board will be in attendance.

On the heels of the aforementioned news and invitation Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment will air through OTT programming for the first time ever. This revolutionary  method of programming will allow more viewers to watch UWE.

– Lise Fortiér

UWE sets date for press release

News & Rumors

November 28, 2016 is the official date for the Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment press release.

Is your favorite wrestling promotion coming back?

It appears that way, but we have to wait due to a potential media embargo. Allegedly several media outlets have the information worthy of a press release. However these outlets had previously undertaken vows of secrecy. That’s why some news sources appear to have an almost exclusive news worthy bit of information.

UWE has been inactive and consequently remains off television screens. The promotion hasn’t been televised since November 2014 and thus remained dormant until news broke of a press release.

Do you think any of your favorite UWE wrestlers will sign a talent contract with the global wrestling conglomerate?

Sound off in the comment section below.