Power Rankings

UWE Power Rankings(Post Germany Edition)

Power Rankings
  1. The Armenian Beast – Beast finds himself steadily atop the power rankings. He is the UWE World Champion after all. In Germany, Beast was able to defeat Asylum fair and square. Brandon Moore took the role of official for the match, but he called it right down the middle. Every week, we are reminded as to why The Armenian Beast sits upon UWE’s throne.
  2. Brandon Moore – Need I say ‘Moore?’ See what I did there? Brandon has been hot hot hot lately. His scuffles with Asylum surely could have put a damper on his in ring prowess as of late, but that didn’t happen. Brandon called a good clean bout as well as earning himself a number one contender’s spot for the man above him’s championship.
  3. Amy Gobraless – She wasn’t found in Germany, but she is still the Rising Star Champion. Sooner or later, she’ll have to defend that belt and we’ll see if she can keep this top three spot on the list.
  4. Asylum – What can be said about Asylum? He had a slip up against The Armenian Beast, but the Masked Madman has been on a hot streak as of late, taking on all comers. He came close to beating the World Champion and came just as close to winning a shot at that very World Championship. We’ll see where he goes on the rankings while he’s at war with Mr. Number Two.
  5. Bob the Badguy – Bob picked himself up a win in Germany! After Chaos got a cheap victory in Italy, Bob was given the opportunity to exact revenge. A no disqualification match? Of course he used that to his every advantage. Bob moves up!
  6. Chaos – And Chaos moves down. Chaos has been on an impressive streak lately, but the Badguy was able to shut him down. I don’t think this is the last we’ll see of these two. To be honest, I hope it’s not.
  7. Angels and Demons – The future is bright for Billsta Anderson and Lily Jackson. Defying doctor’s orders to sit the week out, Lily couldn’t help but try her hand in the battle royal. That’s enough to make any team she is on totally badass. Number seven is all yours this week.
  8. The Rhett Vipers – Another tag team has burst onto the scene…and onto the power rankings! Ruby debuted against Chris Macksion, who doesn’t appear to be doing as much saving as he would like. She came away with a decisive victory. Then you have Jenson Rhett reappearing. He made a big showing in the battle royal, fighting his way until the final three. The sky is the limit for these two.
  9. Serah Feena – Another newcomer to the company and the rankings! Serah made an impressive debut against the Italian pretty boy, Mario Valentino. She’ll be looking to keep that momentum up and onward in the coming weeks, raiding the upper seeds of the rankings.
  10. Lucilla Pegorino – Oh where oh where as Lucilla gone? Oh where oh where can she be? Still suspended, right? Well, I’m not taking any chances. I like my life, my balls, and a whole lot of things. So, she’s staying on the list until I get the courage to knock her off. Someone…anyone, help me.

UWE Power Rankings(Post Italy Edition)

Power Rankings
  1. The Armenian Beast – In Rome, Beast showed up with his recently won UWE World Championship. He garnered himself yet another main event match. He didn’t win or lose. He’s been having a lot of strange endings to his matches lately, this week being no different. He and Amy Gobraless go to a double count out in a non-title champion vs. champion match. He’s still the top guy in the company, so he’s not moving one bit.
  2. Amy Gobraless – See above. A double count out?! SOMEONE WIN SOMETHING ALREADY. She’s still got the Rising Star Championship settled under her giant knockers. She went to a non-decisive finish with the World Champion and that counts for something. She stays at number two for now.
  3. Asylum – The Masked Madman finds himself in the number three position. He won two matches last week. TWO. Actually winners. The only thing keeping him from the top spot is that he’s got no gold to show for his mayhem. Gaining a victory against Demoana followed by one against Chris Mackison, Asylum has been on a roll. He’s earned another Superstar of the Week award and it’s only going to get better.
  4. Chaos – Dirty, dirty Chaos. He’s been dominate lately, but in Rome, he had to use some unconventional methods to win his match. He grabbed a handful of the ropes to use as leverage. He beat Bob the Badguy, though. That’s a tough match to win, regardless of how it is done. Chaos nets number four, looking to head into Germany and add so more W’s to his record.
  5. Brandon Moore – “Just Plain Better” is starting to look a bit more realistic lately. Having only lost one match since his return to the ring, Brandon is climbing the ranks. He’s been in a bit of a scuffle with Asylum lately and there’s no doubt that has fueled him to perform better leading up to an inevitable battle. Beating long time respected rival Ronnie Cage moves him up.
  6. Bob the Badguy – Unfortunately for Bob, he lost due to some help from the ring ropes. Chaos got the cheap win, but he’ll have a chance to put some makeup over that blemish on his record with a rematch. If Bob gets back to his winning ways, the top five will be a’hollerin’ his name.
  7. Ronnie Cage – Ronnie has slid down the ladder of the Power Rankings quite far. He might have even smacked his chin against each rung on the way down. Things haven’t been looking up lately. With his personal issues possibly affecting his in ring performance, Brandon Moore was able to take him down. Other competitors have their head in the game and that is why he’s moved on down.
  8. Angels and Demons – Wreck shop as a tag team, move up the rankings as a tag team. Angels and Demons consists of Lily Jackson and Billsta Anderson. They went against mystery opponents, former Tag Team Champions, Special Forces. Major Payne and Corporal Punishment showed up to take care of business and in fact, they almost did. But A&D surprised everyone. In what I’m calling the match of the year so far, the tag team competition started off the show hot in Italy. The two of them deserve this spot and when one of them keeps up the hard work in the coming weeks, they’ll surely move up.
  9. Lucilla Pegorino – Girl, where you been?! Oh, that’s right, suspended. Doofus. (Please don’t kill me.) Lucilla is staying on the rankings because she’s terrifying and it’s not fair that someone that’s suspended gets booted off the list completely…you know, unless someone else steps up and takes her spot.
  10. Addison Hart – She’s staying on the list because she is at least making her presence known, in matches or not. She’s been screwing with the Badguy plenty much lately, but the same goes for her as goes for Lucilla. If someone else starts taking fools to town, she’ll be off this list faster than you can say…well, anything of relevance.

UWE Powering Rankings(Post Armenia Edition)

Power Rankings
  1. The Armenian Beast – We have ourselves a UWE World Champion! In his homeland of Armenia, the Beast put on a match of the year candidate with Ronnie Cage. In the end, the ultimate feel good moment occurred. Beast came out on top with the gold now around his waist. That’s why he is number one, plain and simple.
  2. Amy Gobraless – The UWE Rising Star Champion nets number two this week. She’s got the leather to prove she means business and by whatever means necessary, she gets the win. In Armenia, she had a little help from Addison Hart and Brandon Moore. It might have been their adversaries, but it was her competition, and she had no problem taking advantage of it. A win is a win and she’ll convince you if you think otherwise.
  3. Ronnie Cage – The Redneck didn’t move down too far. From number one to number three. He came up short against The Armenian Beast in the UWE World Championship match, but he still put on a hell of a show. The crowd ate it up and no doubt, Ronnie will find himself at the top of this list sooner rather than later.
  4. Asylum – It wouldn’t be fair to push Asylum up or down this week. He didn’t get the chance to compete, but it wasn’t his fault. He was ready to earn himself a shot at the UWE Rising Star Championship, but Brandon Moore had other plans. Asylum got taken out before the match, so who knows what would have happened if he actually participated in the match? We’ll give him another week to show us he should move up…or down if that’s the case.
  5. Chaos – Chaos showed up and meant business in Armenia. His opponent, Dante Nathaniel. His match, short. Chaos, obviously furious with his loss at Supernova, decided to pick up the pace this week. In under five minutes, he decimated Dante Nathaniel and reminded everyone exactly what he means to this company. Keep up that domination and the top five is where he’ll stay.
  6. Bob the Badguy – If the winning streak continued, Bob would be well on his way to the number one position and a shot at the title. Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to earn a chance at the Rising Star Championship or win his match in Armenia. His match just couldn’t keep the interference to a minimum. First, Brandon took out Asylum, then Addison Hart showed up and handed Amy the win by dropping Bob with a facebuster. Shit happens, though, and we all know he’d be the first to tell everyone that.
  7. Brandon Moore – The Hall of Famer moves on up a spot this week. He’s two for one since returning. In Armenia, he finally put to rest the little battle he’s had with Billsta by getting a pinfall victory. Later that night, he showed up and laid the smackdown on Asylum, retaliating from an attack at Supernova. The multi-time UWE champion no doubts wants to move his way up this list and if he keeps up his winning ways, it’ll be with ease.
  8. Addison Hart – Addison slides up for this week’s power rankings. She didn’t have a match, but she showed a more vicious side and certainly proved she belongs on this list. She attacked Bob the Badguy during his match with Amy Gobraless, causing the Badguy to lose. I guarantee there will be some fallout from that.
  9. Lucilla Pegorino – Lucilla didn’t have a match in Armenia, but I like my balls, so she’s staying on the list. She’s got to be moved down a bit, though, because competitors that showed up proved themselves. Please forgive me.
  10. Lily Jackson – Lily keeps her spot on the list rounding us out at number ten. If Skip Lightly wasn’t injured after their match, perhaps he would be in this spot? Lily may have lost, but the future looks bright. Skip went on a rampage after his victory, but Billsta Anderson made the save, keeping Lily from being taken out. An alliance formed, so let’s sit back, relax, and see where it takes them.

UWE Power Rankings(Post Supernova)

Power Rankings
  1. Ronnie Cage – Despite the events that unfolded at Supernova, Ronnie Cage is still in line for a shot at the World Championship. One should have no doubt that Ronnie will bounce back and get his situation figured out in the near future. The fact that he’s coming off of a victory in Little Rock and didn’t lose his match at Supernova(because it never took place) puts him at numero uno.
  2. The Armenian Beast – He could easily be UWE World Champion at this point if his match against Ronnie would have gone his way. Unfortunately, the match never took place due to strange circumstances with Ronnie Cage. His last match resulted in defeat against David Stone, thus, he falls just short of his co-contender.
  3. Amy Gobraless – The new UWE Rising Star Champion! That nets her the number three spot, just under the two challengers for the World Championship. It’s also the reason they call it the “Rising Star.” So she can rise up and eventually claim that number one spot. Beating Chaos is a tough task, but the Fatal Flaw got the job done.
  4. Asylum – Asylum is one of those superstars who may never find himself out of the top five. He’s constantly showing up and getting the job done, no matter how despicable that may be. With a dominant attack on Hall of Famer, Brandon Moore, as well as a victory over Shino Malice, the Masked Madman proved a point at Supernova. What the point is, though? We’ll have to wait and see.
  5. Bob the Badguy – He’s hot. Bob is on fire. With a main event victory over the returning Brandon Moore as well as toppling Lily Jackson while avoiding the surprise attack of Addison Hart, Bob is in the middle and can only be moving up. A victory over the superstars above him or a continued streak topped off with some gold will surely keep in on this list for a very long time.
  6. Chaos – He’s surely not done with the new Rising Star Champion, Miss Number Three. We all know Chaos is better than that. Just some bad luck is all, lately. Surely he’ll be planting his boots into the faces of the rest of this list soon enough. It’s up to everyone else to prove that wrong.
  7. Lucilla Pegorino – She’s a beast. Put Lucilla against the top talents on this list and she’ll show them what she can do. Then she’ll steal their spot. A cat fight broke out at Supernova. Lucilla was able to take out Addison Hart, who apparently had her mind on the ruckus she caused earlier in the night.
  8. Brandon Moore – The former Hall of Famer has had a rough time since returning in Little Rock. Bob the Badguy was able to pick up the win. However, he did defeat Billsta Anderson and Dante Nathaniel in triple threat action. But that one victory is hardly enough to put him back to where he feels he belongs. After being demolished by Asylum, it’s tough to think Brandon will be at 100% in the coming weeks.
  9. Addison Hart – She was all over the place at Supernova. First, she interfered in the contest between Bob the Badguy and Lily Jackson. Then, she had a match of her own against Lucilla Pegorino. Unfortunately, both appearances didn’t quite go her way. She’s tough as nails though and has proven that in the weeks prior, allowing her the number nine spot. Surely she’ll be looking to gather her composure and take a higher spot on the list.
  10. Lily Jackson – The last spot on the list goes to Lily Jackson. She hasn’t seen in a win in a couple weeks, but the former Queen of the Castle winner is definitely no slouch. She might not have the W’s in the column, but she sure as hell leaves a hurtin’ on her opponents no matter the outcome. At the coming events, no doubt she’ll see these rankings and use it as the drive to skyrocket to the top.