Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents…
An FWPK Enterprises: Over the Top Production

OVER THE TOP XXIX 

Location:
UWE Studio’s, Vancouver

Last week, James Calhoun and Robert Whitlock shocked the world when they seemed to announce a partnership with a singular goal: rid the world of Lara Pegorino. Will the GM have anything to say, since she is denying Calhoun a shot at what he believes to be rightfully his?
Marcus LeVine and Tiami Erickson seem to be on a collision course, but she is a notable absentee this week. Her… associate… Ricky Molaroni will be in action though, facing the up and coming Buster Bradley!
Also returning are the newly crowned UWE Universal Tag Team Champions, #EmphasisOnBullet, who will take on The Menagerie. Can they prove that winning the tournament was no fluke?
All of that, and more… right here in Vancouver! Only on Over the Top! 

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Show Opener – Single’s Match
Hachirou Eto vs. El Hijo de Los Muertos

(referee: JJ Hemphill)

Hachirou Eto seems utterly unimpressed with his adversary as the bell rings. With the Empire looking on at ringside, El Hijo de los Muertos wastes no time going after his opponent. The masked Luchador rushes forward to attack his foe. Eto’s response is to lift his leg up and plants the big boot into his face. The large Japanese wrestler lifts his fallen opponent up and tosses him into the ropes. As Muertos returns Eto lifts Muertos up and catches him before driving him into the mat with an impact powerslam.

Eto puts a single foot stop his prone foe and flexes his impressive muscles. The ref drops down for the count.

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Eto pinned El Hijo in near record time! The Vancouver looked on in what is almost stuned silence as JJ Hemphill calls for the bell!
WINNER, BY PINFALL AT 00:42
–HACHIROU ETO–
All of the Empire get into the ring, and raise Eto’s hand. This was a statement to the entire locker room.

~*~*~

Match Two – Single’s Match
David Stone vs. Jake Donaldson

(Referee: Corey Miner)

David Stone and Jake Donaldson slowly circle one another waiting for an opportunity to attack. David stomps forward, feinting an attack. Jake darts back to avoid the assault that never comes and Stone responds with mocking laughter. Donaldson grimaces and goes back to circling, waiting for an opening. Stone darts in again and Jake jumps back to avoid the feint again. This time David laughs even louder and adds chicken wing movements to his taunting. Donaldson fumes but keeps his cool, looking for a chance. David Stone jumps forward again but this time instead of jumping back Jake moves forward and rocks Stone with a big punch.

Donaldson presses forward with punch after punch, forcing David back against the ropes. Once there Jake whips David across the ring into the opposite ropes. Jake rushes forward and jumps into the air to drop David with a hard dropkick. Stone pops back up but Donaldson floors him again with another dropkick. David gets to his feet again but this time Jake leaps forward and hits a Thez press before landing a series of right hand punches.

After finishing his flurry Jake gets off and pulls Stone to his feet. From there Jake knees Stone in his stomach and grabs him in a tight headlock that transitions into a takeover. Donaldson pulls back and fires off several more quick punches to Stone’s face before getting up. Jake starts to lift David back up When Stone rakes his fingers down Donaldson’s eyes.

Jake grabs his face and reels back. David Stone ignores the chastisement of the ref and dives forward to topple Jake with a chopping block to the leg. Donaldson starts to get back up but a quick kick to the head from Stone keeps him down. Stone then drops to hit Jake with an elbow drop. He stands then drops a second elbow. He gets up again and looks like he’s going for a third but hits the ropes instead. As he runs back David leaps into the air to land a huge leg drop! Stone for the pin!
1

Donaldson is up!

Stone takes out his frustration by landing several hard punches against Jake’s face. After repeated warnings Stone finally stops and gets to his feet, pushing off Donaldson’a head. David then begins another attack, kicking Jake in the ribs time and time again until he rolls over. From there Stone drops another elbow, this one across his opponent’s back, then locks his hands around Jake’s chin and pulling back hard.

Stone wrenches roughly on his opponent’s chin, trying to force Donaldson to tap. The official drops down to ask Jake if he’ll submit but the wrestler refuses to give in even as David pulls back harder.
Once it becomes apparent that Donaldson won’t tap out Stone let’s go. He starts to get up but pulls back on Jake’s head and rams his face into the ground before trying for another pin.
1
2
Kick out!

Stone picks Jake up and whips him into the corner where he collides with the turnbuckle with a thud. David charges in to try and clothesline his foe but Donaldson turns and elbows Stone in the face. Stone stumbles from the blow and Jake climbs to the second rope, leaping off to hit a flying leg lariat that puts David Stone flat on his back.

Jake scrambles to his feet and grabs hold of David’s head as he gets back up. Donaldson fires knee after knee into David’s stomach. After punishing his opponent’s midsection, Jake underhooks Stone’s arms and flings him with a double underhook suplex. The crowd begins to cheer as Donaldson seems to be gaining momentum.

Jake looks to be reinvigorated as he pulls Stone back up and onto his shoulders. Donaldson holds him momentarily before dropping into a Samoan face buster that transitions into a pin.

1
2
Stone kicks out! The veteran won’t go down so easily.

Donaldson doesn’t give up, instead he pulls Stone up and positions himself to pull David down across his knee for a backbreaker. Once there he locks in a tight side sleeper while still stretching Stone across his knee. David struggles but can’t seem to break the hold. The ref asks David if he’ll quit but the tough get refuses. Jake tightens the hold and it seems like Stone will have no choice but to submit…

Until he jams both thumbs into Donaldson’s eyes! Jake let’s go and stumbles back. David gets up and once again ignores the ref and fires off his trademark super kick…

Donaldson ducks it! Jake starts to light Stone up with a quick and furious flurry! Punch after punch rocks Stone to the core! The crowd cheers as Jake continues his attack and then spins in for a hard kick.

But Stone catches the leg and drops into an ankle lock!
Jake writhes and fights but David pulls back harder, Jake has nowhere to go! He shakes his head over and over in denial to the ref but finally he give in and taps out to the move. Despite the tapping out Stone won’t let go! He keeps the viscous lock in as the bell rings over and over!

WINNER, BY SUBMISSION at 08:44
–DAVID STONE–

After what seems like forever Stone lets go and stands up to spit on his fallen foe. The crowd mercilessly boo Stone, UWE legend or not, as he disrespects the Torment leader. This won’t go down well!

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Match Three – Single’s Match
Ricky Molaroni vs. Ben ‘Buster’ Bradley

(Referee: Claudia Morello)

Buster Bradley and Ricky Molaroni come together in the middle of the ring and lock up. Ricky tries to push against Buster but the muscular Bradley doesn’t move and in fact begins to push Ricky back. Buster suddenly pulls Ricky into a headlock and squeezes tightly. Ricky yells out in pain and falls to one knee as his head is crushed between Buster’s muscles. Molaroni tries to get back to his feet but Every time he does Buster wrenches again and cuts off Ricky’s attempts to escape. Ricky’s face begins to turn bright red as he struggles.

Buster whips Molaroni over and drops an elbow into Ricky’s chest. Buster lifts Molaroni back up and scoops him up into a quick slam before dropping another elbow. Ricky gasps for breath as he is brought back up by Buster. Ben picks Ricky up into a front slam and drops him across his knee. Buster lifts him back up and performs the Body Buster before pinning Ricky!

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

Buster does it again! The big guy is on a roll here.

WINNER, BY PINFALL AT 01:38
–BUSTER BRADLEY–

Buster stands and lifts both hands above his head as the crowd cheers. With the roll he’s on, one might start wondering if he could be in contention for a title shot soon!

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Following Buster’s match, Danny Oliver makes his way to the ring but is viciously attacked by New Found Attitude. But lo and behold, James Calhoun comes to the rescue! He rescues Danny, and publicly complains about how Lara Pegorino was unable to protect her roster. Following this, a beaten up Danny cuts a scathing promo on Lucilla, his upcoming opponent. He WILL see the match through.

Match Four – Single’s Match
Lucilla Pegorino vs. Danny Oliver

(Referee: Corey Miner)

A severely weakened but nonetheless extremely determined Danny Oliver stands face to face with Lucilla Pegorino, completely undeterred. He goes in, trying to get some grappling going with the Serpent, but Lucilla uses her freshness and supreme speed to dodge him every time he attempts a hold.

She cartwheels, ducks and rolls and every time Danny gets close, she avoids him. It’s a tactic meant to frustrate and as the crowd starts to boo, it seems to be working. Danny ultimately foregoes the technicalities and rushes at Lucilla with a monster clothesline, but she ducks! As Danny runs the ropes she hits him with a basement dropkick, flattening him.

She immediately explodes back to her feet, unleashing a barrage of stomps to the back of his head. Danny crawls to the nearest corner, but there is no escape as Lucilla simply captures him there, continuing to stump a mudhole in him as he tries to get back to his feet.
Lucilla backs off, and runs up, hitting Danny with a running facewash. She follows it up with a cannonball and as Danny is lying limp in the corner, Lucilla spreads her arms wide as the crowd boo to max capacity.
Eventually she grabs Danny’s ankle and drags him to the middle of the ring, although the corpulent Oliver outweighs her by a long shot and it takes quite a while. She goes down for the pin…

ONE!

Danny kicks out! It took too long, but Danny is still obviously hurt, both from the pre-match assault and Lucilla’s tactics. For such a hellcat, she has always been deceivingly intelligent as an in-ring tactician. She hits Danny with a standing moonsault before he can recover, and immediately gets back up to follow it up with another one. She goes for the cover again!

ONE!

TWO!

Danny kicks out! With considerably more effort this time, but still convincingly. Lucilla pulls up her nose and takes a step back, allowing him to get back to his feet. It’s clear she has something in mind to put him away. He gets to his knees, and Lucilla closes in, and hits the Cookie Thumper, almost stomping Danny’s face through the canvas! The crowd ‘ooh’s at the impact and Lucilla laughs, standing over Danny’s limp and lifeless body. Her gloating continues for a couple more seconds, before she points at the corner. The crowd boo’s, but Lucilla simply smiles, and continues to hop onto the top turnbuckle. She’s going to make this a quickie, is she? Lucid Dream incoming. She twists in the air as she hits her corkscrew shooting star, and lands hard!

But misses Danny completely! The Dog of War moved at the last split second and Lucilla hits nothing but canvas. Instinctively, Danny throws himself on top of her, using his natural weight to get an advantage.

ONE!

TWO!

Lucilla kicks out, barely! The elevation she got off the Lucid Dream caused her to nearly knock herself unconscious. But Danny gets a sudden surge of adrenaline! He locks his arms around Lucilla’s waist and hits her with a gutwrench suplex that sends her flying halfway across the ring! Lucilla gets to her feet but it clotheslines into the corner. Staggering forward, Danny locks his arms around her and sends her flying overhead with a belly-to-belly!

The crowd is feeling it. They cheer on their fan favorite, and their passion gives him fire. He makes a get-up gesture at Lucilla who obliges, albeit on spaghetti legs. He nails her with an enzuiguiri and climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Picture perfect moonsault! Danny’s going for it! Legacy of Detroit! But as soon as Lucilla feels his foot on her knee she scurries away and grabs the bottom rope. Danny grabs her ankles and pulls her back to the center of the squared circle. He pulls her back to her feet, sends her into the ropes and hits a scoopslam on the rebound. He goes for Legacy of Detroit again, but once more, she avoids it by hanging on to the bottom rope. Danny is undeterred though, and goes in for another offensive maneuver, but Lucilla takes a swing at his knee with her boot! Danny stumbles, his knee buckling, and she takes full advantage. She kips up, and with a dropsault sends him stumbling into Corey Miner! With the ref momentarily down, Lucilla is in for the kill.

Thy Serpent’s Tongue! Her red mist hits Danny square in the face, and the Dog of War screams out in agony, wildly flailing as he’s blinded. Lucilla manages to snatch one of his arms, and… FHS!!

Danny collapses, and Lucilla goes for the cover. Miner is back up just in time to see it and goes in for the count..

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

It’s over! Lucilla stole one, and Miner calls for the bell.

WINNER, BY PINFALL AT 08:06
–LUCILLA–

Lucilla cackles as she wipes red paint residue off her face. She seems pretty pleased with herself as Danny is clutching his eyes in agony. The fans boo her, demanding a DQ, but the referee’s call stands.

~*~*~

Main Event – Tag Team Match
The Menagerie vs. #EmphasisOnBullet

(Referee: Chuck Aitken)

The inaugural UWE Universal Tag Team Champions are in action for the first time since winning the belts in the tag team tournament, but they’re faced with a beastly endeavor as they take on the menagerie, consisting of Gurgen and Tenzin, Armenian and Bhutanese Beast respectively.

It’s Adeline La Roux starting off the match against Karma Tenzin, who goes over the rules with his tag team partner one more time. As Chuck Aitken calls for the match to start, it’s obvious that both teams have their own strategy. The Bullets want to speed things up, but the Menagerie wants to slow them down to a crawl.

Adeline foregoes the usual lock-ups instead choosing to run the ropes and immediately go for a springboard cross-body, but Tenzin catches her in mid-air, showing relatively surprising strength, something you’d normally expect out of his tag team partner. And the Bhutanese Beast goes back to his roots. No fancy throw or big impact power move. A headlock. Plain. Simple. Effective. And his specialty. Renowned for his iron grip, Karma grabs Adeline so tight her head does not budge an inch. But it sure as hell slows her down, taking away her biggest weapon: aerial offense.

In the corner, Wulf tries to get the crowd to clap for Adeline, giving her an adrenaline boost but even as she uses her legs for leverage and starts flailing at Tenzin, his grip does not loosen even a fraction of an inch. Slowly, Adeline starts to fade already, and Tenzin bends his knees, locking it in even deeper. Adeline’s arm starts to go limp until eventually it hangs by her side.

Chuck Aitken grabs it, lifts it up releases.

It drops.

Again, he lifts and releases. On the outside, Wulf is now banging his foot on the apron to get the crowd gong, and the Vancouverites are chanting her name in unison!

AD-DY! AD-DY! AD-DY! AD-DY!

But Aitken has no choice but to continue! He releases her arm a third and possibly final time…

It drops.

But she keeps it suspended before it goes down completely! Acting on pure instinct, she clenches her fist and starts taking surprisingly well-aimed shots at Tenzin’s forehead, each connecting with devastating effect, and more so as Karma’s grip eventually does loosen. But just as it seems Adeline is about to break free, Tenzin leverages her over to his corner and Gurgen tags himself in. Tenzin shouts some directions and rather than going for a straight mauling like he usually does, the Canadian Champion lifts up Adeline and locks her into a bear hug! Their strategy, probably devised by Tenzin, is obvious: ground and slow down the highfliers.

Adeline is trying to clobber her way to freedom, but Gurgen’s grip is equally strong and the blows don’t impact him as much, especially since Adeline is already severely weakened. But while Gurgen is trying to squeeze the life out of her, she decides the only thing she can do to counter him is to try and choke him out as well! In what could be described as a nearly ingenious maneuver, Adeline grabs herself a handful of the Beast’s own bears and shoves it into his own mouth, effectively using Gurgen’s own finishing maneuver against him! The crowd love it and cheerfor Adeline as Gurgen is completely taken aback! His grip loosens almost immediately, and Adeline manages to drive him back into the corner where Wulf is waiting! The Silver Bullet tags himself in with Adeline still having a handful of hair down Gurgen’s maw. Wulf hops on the top turnbuckle, jumps off and while leaping over Gurgen he his him in the face with the soles of his boots. He lands, rolls through, turns and nails Gurgen with a step-up enzuiguiri, all the whole Adeline still has the hold locked in!

Aitken counts to 4, forcing the release, and as he finally gets her hand out of his mouth, he keels over! At the exact moment he hits the canvas, Wulf lands on him, having just executed a moonsault! He hooks the massive leg of the beast and covers him!

ONE!

TWO!!

THR-Tenzin breaks it up! Gurgen wasn’t moving, and they might very well have gotten him had Karma not interfered. Adeline rushes in and levels Tenzin with a slingblade, telling Wulf to up the tempo. As she pushes Karma out of the ring, Wulf does exactly that. With Gurgen’s body lying in the middle of the ring, he goes for a series of standing flips!

Moonsault!
Shooting Star!
450!
450 legdrop!
Moonsault senton!

The crowd goes wild as Wulf points back at the corner where Adeline is eagerly waiting to be tagged in. He goes over and slaps her hand. She hops on the top rope and calls for it! Bite the Bullet!!!!

But she stumbles off the top rope. Tenzin, who had been knocked to the outside, pulled on the rope, causing her to lose balance. She lands hard on the top turnbuckle with her crotch, but luckily Wulf is there to both help her off and tag himself back in as Karma goes back to his own corner and calls for Gurgen to get up.

Meanwhile, the Armenian Beast had begun to stir, and is now seated upright. Wulf springboards off the top rope and hits Gurgen in the face with a missile dropkick. Gurgen is smacked backed down, and the tag team champions seem to be in control! But as Wulf goes over to cover, Gurgen’s maw finds its way around his throat! Without releasing, the Beast gets back to his feet. Adeline sees what’s up and leaps to the rescue, but Gurgen flings Wulf her way and the two collide in mid-air before dropping back down to the mat!

Gurgen is weakened though, and he stumbles back over to his partner Tenzin, who tags himself in as Gurgen takes a breather. The Bhutanese Beast hurries over to the legal man, Wulf, and goes for the Enlightenment! But he can’t lock it in! Wulf struggles, and gets his own arm in between himself an Tenzin’s hold to stop it from being fully applied. Tenzin releases and unleashes a flurry of elbow strikes to Wulf’s neck. With Addy still dazed, he drags Wulf back to the middle of the ring and goes for the Enlightenment, managing to completely lock it in deep this time!

As Wulf is fading fast, the crowd is calling both for him to break free and Adeline to come to the rescue! The Crimson Bullet is slowly getting back to her feet. She shakes the cobwebs off, and sees her tag team partner in trouble. Without hesitation, she comes to the rescue!

But runs straight into an Armenian Double Axe Handle! She is turned inside out, and as Chuck Aitken goes to check on Wulf, he drops his arm down.

Once.

Twice.

Thrice!

Aitken has to call for the bell!

WINNERS, BY REFEREE STOPPAGE AT 11:54
–THE MENAGERIE–

It’s over! The Menagerie have upset the tag team champions! While this would normally bring them in contention for a title shot, the Dogs of War are still number one contenders!

~*~*~

Quick results:
*Hachirou Eto def. El Hijo de Los Muertos
*David Stone def. Jake Donaldson
*Buster Bradley def. Ricky Molaroni
*Lucilla def. Danny Oliver
*The Menagerie def. #EOB

 

Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents…
An FWPK Enterprises: Over the Top Production

OVER THE TOP XXVIII 

Location:
UWE Studio’s, Vancouver

For the first time ever, Over the Top comes to you LIVE on Tuesdays! In our 28th show consecutive weekly show, the stakes are higher than they might seem, as competitors old and new try to fight their way into title contention. And what will happen between Lara Pegorino and James Calhoun? The GM and former UWC seem headed straight for war. Let’s hope they don’t bring the company down with them. 

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After Lucilla’s controversial interview, the world is shocked, when they see one of UWE’s majority shareholders show up. Robert Whitlock comes out to the ring and not only criticizes Lara Pegorino, he is soon joined by James Calhoun, the man whose career he tried to destroy only weeks before. What does this mean for the future of OTT’s GM?

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Show Opener – Single’s Match
Hachirou Eto vs. Nidia Vladiwebski 

(referee: JJ Hemphill)

After the bell rings, there is still a sense of hope on the face of Nidia. She sees all of the people at ringside, she sees LeVine and Sykes, she sees Jay J. Arnolds, and she sees the nearly seven-foot monster she needed to get past on her way to victory. Still, however, a part of her is hopeful as she looks into the eye of the beast. There is no circling the ring, no stare down, nothing. Eto stands in place, yelling for Nidia to fight him, and she comes charging at him full speed.

All of the hope drains out of her as she is simply picked off her feet, thrown high into the air, and sent crashing to the mat with Eto’s patented Yamada no Ikari. He immediately goes for the cover and JJ Hemphill rushes in to count.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

WINNER, by pinfall at 00:28
–HACHIROU ETO–

All three members of The Empire who were at ringside spill into the ring, celebrating with the big man. Marcus LeVine personally raises the hand of the giant, but as the group celebrates in the ring, Cassie Sykes seems to be arguing with Jay J. Arnolds. The two are exchanging words and Arnolds seems to be holding Cassie back as she tries to make her way towards the side of the ring closest to the ring attendees. Eto looks irritated with the whole ordeal, deciding to step back and watch things unfold as Marcus grabs Arnolds and pulls him out of the way of LeVine’s fiancée. Marcus smiles as he watches his beautiful future wife order a microphone away from the ringside attendants.

She saunters back to the middle of the ring, and for the first time, the fans hear the voice of Ms. Sykes.

“Tiami Erickson. You talk, a lot. You talk a fucking lot. Hearing you talk over, and over, and over again is getting annoying, because, frankly, no one wants to hear it.

What makes matters worse, is that you’re a hypocrite, in fact, you are, without a singular doubt, the biggest hypocrite I have ever had the absolute displeasure of meeting. You talked a lot to my beautiful fiancé about the fact that he apparently “insults” the people you care about. Well you know what, all I’ve heard come from your mouth for weeks now, are insults and degrading remarks about my fiancé.

I can handle your annoying voice, your terrible sense of fashion, your terrible make-up jobs, hell, I can even stand your piss-break wrestling matches, but I can’t stand a hypocrite. So, Tiami, next month you’re facing my fiancé in a death match, but next week? Next week you’re facing me, one-on-one, in a good-ole Toronto street fight. If you don’t, I’ll just go look for you backstage and kick your hypocritical ass!” Cassie simply throws the microphone out of the ring and quickly finds her way out of the ring and heading back up the ramp.

Inside the ring, Arnolds looks to Marcus LeVine to see if he knew that was gonna happen. LeVine just laughs, shakes his head, and follows his wife to the backstage area. Arnolds looks to Eto now, and the monster simply walks back to the center of the ring, cracks his neck, and stares down the center of the hard cam before leaving the ring the same way as the two before him.

~*~*~

Match Two – Single’s Match
Karma Tenzin vs. Chris Reed

(Referee: Corey Miner)

As the giant Chris Reed prepares to make his debut he seems more interested in making eyes at the women in the audience then his opponent. When the bell rings Karma Tenzin shows how seriously he’s taking the match as he quickly comes at his large foe. The Bhutanese Beast ducks under Reed’s opening attack and launches a flurry of leg kicks and punches. The quick attacks seem more like bee stings to Reed however, who continues to try and swat at his opponent.

Tenzin dodges the lumbering strikes easily until he happens to zig when he should zag and receives a massive chop on the noggin. Karma hits the mat and is soon lifted back up and scoop slammed by Reed. The giant lifts the beast back up and whips him into the ropes. As Karma returns he is greeted with a massive boot to the face.

Chris leaves the Bhutanese Beast crumpled on the canvas and heads over to the ropes. There he leans over and begins making advances on commentator CJ Kim. Tenzin slowly gets back to his feet and fumes as he witnesses Chris making kissy faces at his girl. The agitated Karma rushes forward and leaps into Reed’s back, locking in a sleeper hold.

Chris stumbles around the ring, trying in vain to grab and swat at Tenzin who continues his choke. In desperation Reed slams Karma into a turnbuckle, but still the Beast holds tight. The giant tries again but Tenzin won’t be shaken, he clutches tightly around his foe’s throat. Chris stumbles forward and falls face first onto the canvas. The official lifts Chris’ hand three times and after it drops down the third time, Corey Miner has no choice but to call for the bell.

WINNER, by referee stoppage at 03:05
–KARMA TENZIN–

After the match, Karma rolls out of the ring to go check up on CJ, who hugs him, but quickly tells him to get to the back so she can focus on her actual job. Tenzin obliges, but not before making sure Chris leaves her alone as he is going backstage.

~*~*~

Match Three – Single’s Match
Ben ‘Buster’ Bradley vs. David Stone

(Referee: Claudia Morello)

The bell rings to let David Stone and Buster Bradley that the match was ready to start. Buster starts off charging at Stone like a bull chasing a matador. David smirks and raises his foot to kick Buster in the face. Bradley surprises his opponent, however, by shoulder rolling under the boot. Ben hits the ropes and comes back just as Stone is turning back and floors him with a big clothesline. David pops back up but is quickly floored again by a huge backhand chop. Buster lifts David up and then scoops him up to slam him hard into the mat. From there Buster hits the ropes again and tries to hit an elbow drop.

Stone rolls out of the way at the last moment and let’s Buster crash down onto the canvas. Buster starts to get back up but David dropkicks him back down. Stone gets back to his feet and takes a moment to get his bearings as Ben starts to get back up again. As Buster gets to his feet Stone kicks him hard in the gut then drives Ben’s head into the canvas with a snap DDT and attempts to pin

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Kick out before two!
Stone kneels in front of Buster then kicks his legs out and then drives his knee into Ben’s head and then pins again.
1
2
Buster gets a shoulder up again!

Stone frowns and begins dropping big punches on his opponent’s face before grabbing his head in a tight headlock. David wrenches as Buster grunts under the pressure. David leans his body back against Buster to prevent him from sitting up but the determined Bradley still struggles. David uses his experience to plant his body across Buster’s as he squeezes down on his neck.

The referee lifts Buster’s hand and let’s go, causing it to fall back to the mat. The ref does it again…a third time-no! Buster lifts his arm back up and begins to sit back up. Stone tries to push him back down but the powerful Buster gets to a sitting position. David wrenches on his opponent’s head but Buster still presses forward, fighting to his feet. Bradley wraps his arms around Stone’s waist and lifts him up, dropping him back on the mat.

Both men lay on the mat breathing in deeply. The struggle looked subtle to the fans but both men exerted themselves on the canvas and now they are taking a moment to breathe. David Stone is the first to start getting up with Buster following close behind. David gets to his feet while Buster is still on his knees and runs to hit the ropes. As he rebounds Buster is back up and David aims a clothesline at his head.

Ben ducks under and grab a hold of Stone, whirling him around before laying into him with a quick series of hard punches. Stone reels from the blows then is pulled in by Bradley, who lifts him into a Samoan drop and bridges up for a pin.

1
David Stone up at one! Buster hooks David’s head and leg and amazes the crowd by standing up with 270 pounds of David Stone on his back! Buster splashes back again and again tries to pin!
1
2
No, Stone gets the shoulder up!

Buster gets to his feet and lifts David back up but Stone surprises Ben with a hard shot to the groin. Stone then lifts Bradley up and hits a reverse atomic drop! The abused Buster goes down and Stone capitalizes with a series of quick kicks and stomps to his opponent. Stone then leaps into the air and lands a leg drop across Buster’s chest. David gets up immediately and hits a second, then a third!

Stone goes in for a pin!
One
Two
Thr-NO!
Buster kicks out with only a breath between the ref’s hand and the mat! Stone grimace and pulls Buster back to his feet before putting him into position and dropping back into a pulling piledriver that slams Ben’s head into the mat! David hits the ropes and jumps into the air before driving his elbow down into Buster’s chest! David goes for the pin!
1
2
Bradley kicks out! The irate Stone yells at the official, slapping his hands together slowly, indicating he thinks that the count is slow! The ref argues back that it was only two and Stone protests with three hard stomps to Buster’s chest, counting out loud as he does. The official again holds up two fingers and Stone again counts three stomps on his downed foe.

Finally David waves off the ref and goes back to the battered Buster Bradley. Stone picks him up and throws Buster over him with a big fallaway slam. David struts over to his prone opponent and kicks him roughly on the ribs a few times. Buster gasps for air and David smirks, picking Buster up before launching him with another fallaway slam. Stone then walks over and pins.

1
2
Buster still refuses to stay down!

A frustrated David Stone rolls out of the ring and fetches a microphone. Stone walls back to Buster, who is slowly trying to stand and begins speaking into the mic.

“Buster, you tried, man, but it’s over. Now lie down like a good boy and I’ll pin you or rose I’ll really have to hurt you…”

Buster manages to get to his knees as Stone speaks. The veteran leans down to tower over Buster who pulls back and slaps David so hard it turns his head. The angry Stone turns back and kicks Ben in the chest hard enough to knock him over.

Stone picks him up and throws Buster hard into the further turnbuckle. The personification of Perfection runs in and hits a stiff clothesline. Stone then propels Bradley into another corner and follows up with another clothesline. David repeats the fling and clothesline with the last two turnbuckles and finishes with a bulldog. As Buster bounced off the mat the crowd can see blood running down his face, he’s been busted open! Stone goes for a cover.

1
2

Buster Bradley kicks out!

The angry Stone rolls Buster over and begins slamming his head into the Matt several times. Once he finishes he begins scrubbing Buster’s face against the canvas, causing more blood to pour out. Finally the ref steps in and orders Stone to stop. David stands and begins arguing back and forth. Buster slowly stands as Stone shoves the official. The angry ref starts yelling in David’s face. Stone pulls back to throw a punch at the ref but to his surprise Buster grabs David’s arm and spins him around and kicks the veteran wrestler in the abdomen.

Stone bends over and Buster lifts him onto his shoulder and begins shaking him with the Canadian backbreaker. Stone struggles and tries to escape but his back is still in pain from his recent table match and he is forced to submit. Buster drops Stone down as the bell rings.

WINNER, by submission at 11:14
–BUSTER BRADLEY–

~*~*~
Match Four – Single’s Match
Lucilla vs. Samuel Kelly

(Referee: Corey Miner)

Lucilla is back in a UWE ring for the first time in a good while, and it’s obvious the fans haven’t missed her. It’s a BOO fest from the very get-go as she goes head to head with Samuel Kelly, younger brother of the man about to main event the show later tonight.

A soon as the bell rings, they go at it. Tactfully? Technically? Gracefully? Don’t forget this is Lucilla we’re talking about. Right out of the gate, she slaps Sam across the face with all her might, his head snapping to the side. The younger Kelly holds his jaw in momentary disbelief as Lucilla cackles. Then he grins, licks his lips, and turns his head back to his opponent.

*SLAP*

With a massive backhand, he returns the favor and then some! The crowd gasps, and waits with bated breath to see Lucilla’s reaction. She laughs, and winks at Sam, and then points at her face. She’s enjoying it! She wants another!!!

Sam gladly obliges, and hits her even harder this time, the sound of backhand on cheek ringing through every corner of the UWE Studio’s. A handprint is clearly visible on Lucilla’s cheek this time, and the Sicilian cups it with her palm as if it was precious treasure. Samuel frowns, not really knowing what to make of it, and decides he’s had enough. He closes his fist and lashes out again, hitting Lucilla with veritable haymaker, right on the kisser! Lucilla staggers backwards, the impact too big to laugh off this time, and drives her into the ropes with a thrust kick. On the rebound, he hits Lucilla with a European Uppercut, but she still isn’t going down! Her legs are wobbly though, and Kelly starts throwing jabs left and right all over her upper body and face in an effort to bring her down.

He prepares for another giant haymaker, but as he swings, Lucilla manages to duck, cleverly tripping him up. Sam falls forward, and hits the turnbuckles with his forehead. He scrambles trying to get up and rest his back against the mid turnbuckle, but Lucilla is right on him…

Literally! Bronco Buster!!!!! And indeed, just like she said she’d do, she’s aiming a little higher than usual. Kelly frantically tries to get free, but he is properly pinned in the corner. And despite the seemingly erotic nature of the move, each time Lucilla comes down on him, his head is squashed between her ‘bits’ and the turnbuckles. Miner demands a clean break, which Lucilla reluctlantly agrees to, as she seemed to be having way too much fun. Despite her cheek all red and her legs still somewhat wobbly from Sam’s earlier blows, a sudden surge of adrenaline seems to have come over her. Before Kelly can get out of the corner, she charges in with a running facewash. Samuel’s face is now staring into oblivion, his eyes set to infinity, and he doesn’t really know where he is anymore. Lucilla grins and turns around, slowly backing into him… STINKFACE!!

She rubs her bottom against her opponent’s face, and to everybody’s surprise, the crowd quite likes it. They cheer Lucilla, can you believe it? But they soon resort back to booing as Corey Miner forces her to break up the hold.

Kelly uses the ropes to get himself back to a vertical basis, and is right in time to see Lucilla come charging in with an overhead cannonball! He rolls out of the way, and Lucilla hits nothing but turnbuckle. Sensing a potential shift in momentum, he gets up and starts stomping away at the brunette. But Lucilla grabs him by the belt and jerks him forward, causing him to hit the turnbuckle. She slides underneath his legs, eagerly reaches under and rolls him up for a pinfall attempt!

ONE!

TWO!!

Sam kicks out! Just in time, as it looked like Lucilla was about to put her feet on the ropes for extra leverage. They both get back to their feet and Sam is the fristt o deala blow, kneeing Lucilla in the gut. She doubles over and Sam hits a Northern Lights suplex. Lucilla tries to get back to her feet but before she can truly do so, he hits another thrust kick, knocking her into the corner again. He runs up, and hits what he calls the 6-12 knees! Lucilla seems to be out of it! Sam grabs her by the ankles and drags her to the middle of the ring, before covering her.

ONE!

TWO!

Lucilla gets her shoulder up! Samuel slaps the canvas in frustration and realizes he’s going to need his best weapon to put his opponent away. He rolls Lucilla over on her belly, and places his feet on the back of her knees, hooking her lower legs behind his. He tries to grab her arms, but as he tries t grab her wrists, Lucilla realizes what is happening. She tries to roll over, causing Sam to lose balance, and he is forced off. Lucilla gets to her knees, reaches out and…

Testicular Claw! Locked in tight! Sam gasps and grunts as Lucilla grins, getting back to her feet using the pair of objects in her hands as extra leverage. The referee sees it, obviously, and starts engaging a count.

ONE..

TWO…

THREE…

FOUR…

She’s not letting go, merely laughing as she is driving Kelly backwards while he’s in agony.

FIVE!!!!

Miner has enough of Lucilla’s insolence and calls for the bell!!

WINNER, by disqualification at 09:14
–SAMUEL KELLY–

But Lucilla still isn’t letting go! She seems to be enjoying it, and Sam tries to take a swing at Lucilla, but she ducks and ducks, avoiding his incoming blows, until finally she releases him. He grabs his own crown jewels in agony as Lucilla grins, laughs, winks, and tells him to ‘stop by’ later if he wants, and that she’ll be waiting… if he’s still capable.

~*~*~

Main Event – Single’s Match
Josiah Turnbow vs. Michael Kelly

(Referee: Chuck Aitken)

‘The Nerd’ vs. ‘The Chones One’. After their war of words over the past week, they finally go head to head in the main event of OTT XXVIII. Accompanied by his valet Belle Valentine, Michael has both the height and weight advantage in the tale of the tape. He manages to gain an upper hand over Josiah as they lock up in the middle of the ring. It’s clear that Michael has no intention of pulling punches. He drives Josiah into the ropes, breaks the lock-up and throws a series of stiff-looking elbow shots at Turnbow that make his head snap back with every shot. He shoves Josiah into the ropes and hits him with an overhead belly-to-belly on the rebound.

But Josiah lands on his feet! Michael, unaware of this, Is of course surprised when Jos runs the ropes and dropsaults Michael, sending him into the ropes as well. Jos, having landed back on his feet, nails Kelly with an enzuiguiri that drops the Chosen One to his belly. Josiah then displays great strength, locking his arms around Kelly’s waist, and deadlifting him overhead with a wheelbarrow suplex that rattles the ring!

The crowd are pleasantly surprised, and as the camera snaps to the front row, they see a certain tiny Canadian Superstar cheering her friend on. Ruby, wearing a Josiah T-shirt, waves at the camera and sticks both her thumbs up, before we go back to the action in the ring. There, Josiah quickly ascends the top turnbuckle, waiting for his opponent to get back to his feet. Josiah leaps off the top turnbuckle and nails Kelly with a corkscrew crossbody. The two stumble to the mat and Josiah immediately hooks the Chosen One’s leg!

ONE!

TWO!

Michael kicks out, shoving Josiah off of him. The crowd is roaring, not having expected Turnbow to take the fight to Kelly quite like this! The Torment member is back to his feet almost immediately, and waits for his opponent to get back up before hitting him with a corkscrew elbow. Kelly is down again, and TUrnbow seems all kinds of fired up! He once more goes for the top turnbuckle and he calls out to the crowd. Sniper’s Nest incoming! He leaps…

Kelly rolls out of the way! Turnbow lands on his feet and rolls through as Michael gets back to his feet. Michael goes for his Date with Desti-knee as a seeming unsuspecting TUrnbow turns around…. But he counters it with the Gamer’s Delight! He nails Kelly in the face and kips back up, much to the adoration of the crowd, and one UWE Superstar in the front row in particular. As Kelly slightly struggles to get back up, Josiah makes a bow and arrow gesture! He’s going for the Marksman Bow! He grabs Kelly’s head, and… Kelly starts throwing vicious fists at the side of his opponent, forcing the break before he is hit with the finisher.

Jos comes right back at Kelly, but the latter is ready for him this time. He stops him right in his tracks by grabbinh him around the throat, and unleashes a series of headbutts. They’re not quite beheadings, but with each hit, Turnbow’s eyes seem to glaze over just that little bit more. After seven blows, Kelly switches up, deliver straight right elbows to Josiah’s forehead, driving him back into the corner. The larger opponent seems to have the clear advantage here, and as Turnbow is backed up into the corner, the maestro of strong style mercilessly and relentlessly starts kneeing him in the gut time and time again.

Chuck Aitken is forced to intervene and has to physically drive Michael back to avoid disqualification, as it didn’t seem like Kelly was going to stop by his own volition. There is a silent rage behind Kelly’s eyes as the camera focuses on him, and he seems to take delight in hurting Josiah. A slight trickle of blood starts running down the Torment member’s forehead, undoubtedly a result of the headbutts and elbows, but as Aitken declares the clean break, Jos gallantly charges out of the corner and sends Kelly to the outside through the ropes with a hurricanrana! Kelly lands on his feet though, and Turnbow keeps the fast pace going. He runs the ropes, dives over going for a corkscrew plancha…

WHOPP!!

Kelly uses the ringside barricade as a springboard and knees TUrnbow right in the face before he can connect! Turnbow’s lifeless body collapses to the floor and with Belle Valentine cheering him on, Kelly grins sadistically. Michael scoops up the body of his opponent and throws it into the ring, following suit. The Chosen picks Josiah up again, and lifts him up…

DESTI-KNEE!

Michael goes for the cover.

ONE!

TWO!!

Josiah manages to get his foot on the ropes!!
But Belle Valentine quickly shoves it off again. Aitken didn’t spot it!

THREE!!!

Aitken calls for the bell.

WINNER, by pinfall at 09:23
–MICHAEL KELLY–

Kelly gets back to his feet, having secured the victory. But he doesn’t appear to be done with Josiah. He grabs the Torment member’s arm and he tries to lock in his ‘Time Off’ hold! He’s looking to put Turnbow on the shelf like he did Manning… But the crowd scream as a certain tiny Canadian hops the barricade and slides into the ring. Ruby to the rescue! Michael had some scathing words for Canada’s tiniest superhero during the week and she obviously hasn’t forgotten about that. Now that he’s looking to injure her friend, she’s not going to stand by and watch him do it! Belle Valentine shrieks, alerting Michael to her presence, and the Chosen One gets back to his feet. Ruby kicks him on the knee, and Michael returns the favor with a kick of his own. A true slugfest ensues, and the crowd start screaming more, as all of Torment suddenly rushes from the backstage area! Heather King, the Nashville Starlets, Corey Sanders and even Jake Donaldson come out to protect both Josiah and the woman who came to his rescue. Michael, realizing he is outnumber, is forced to retreat, but as he and Belle Valentine make their way to the back, it’s hi who leaves with a W behind his name, as all of Torment and Ruby stare him down from ringside the ring when the show comes to a close.

~*~*~

Quick results:
– Hachiro Eto def. Nidia Vladiwebski
-Karma Tenzin def. Chris Reed
-Buster Bradley def. David Stone
-Samuel Kelly def. Lucilla
-Michael Kelly def. Josiah Turnbow

 

Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents…
An FWPK Enterprises: Over the Top Production

ANYTHING GOES 

Presenting the ‘Anything Goes’ Theme Song

Location:
The Stampede Corral, Calgary, Alberta

After a chaotic OTT XXVII, we’re finally here… Anything Goes, the night where UWE takes it to the extreme! Every match will have a special stipulation, and all titles will be on the line!
But we have much more than just that on offer. Marisol Hawkes will fight in what is rumored to be her last ever match, and it will be an emotional affair as she takes on Tiami Erickson. Tiami will set aside her differences with Marcus LeVine for just one night, as Marisol looks to go out on a high.
Speaking of LeVine, the sinister Canadian will have a chance to cement his status as one of UWE’s most vicious and cruel. He specially requested the most brutal of matches and the toughest of opponents, so Lara Pegorino decreed he do battle with the promising up-and-comer Caliee Adams in a match that is guaranteed to make someone bleed… It’s First Blood to the finish!
SO watch, as The Armenian Beast and Eavan Maloney defend their titles against their contenders. And prepare to be amazed as #EmphasisOnBullet takes on the formidable duo of Ruby and Corporal Punishment.
It’s Anything Goes! Blood will be shed. Victories will be earned. Spoils will be enjoyed! 

~*~*~

Show Opener – Hardcore Match
Mike Manning vs. Michael Kelly 

(referee: JJ Hemphill)

“The Hapless One” stands tall, looking unusually confident. That is, until Michael Kelly’s music hits. He confidently walks through the curtain, sporting his new eye candy on his arm, Belle Valentine. The two walk down the ramp and into the ring as Michael walks up to Mike Manning’s face. Towering over Manning, The Maestro Of Strong Style begins to berate him with insults, the spit flying out of his mouth and onto his opponent’s face. The look of rage begins to build on Manning’s face as he’s had enough of the barking, slapping the absolute taste out of Michael Kelly’s mouth and sending him back a few feet. Referee Hemphill has seen enough and quickly calls for the bell to start the match. Ding! Ding! Ding! Michael rubs his face and perversely smiles back at Manning. Full of adrenaline and confidence, Mike Manning runs at Kelly but is quickly brought back to reality with a thrust kick to the chest, sending him flying to the nearest corner of the ring. Stalking his prey, Kelly keeps him in the ring and begins driving his knee into Manning’s abdomen with a massive amount of intensity. The impact of each knee sends the back of Manning’s head to slam into the turnbuckle.

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! JJ Hemphill pushes Michael off of the clearly out of it Manning who soon after slumps into the corner with glossy eyes. The referee takes a knee to check on Manning who doesn’t seem to know where he’s at. Kelly pushes the referee out of the way and drags “The Hapless One” to his feet. Michael cocks back and slaps Manning, sending him back down to the floor. Michael walks around his prone body and begins kicking him in the back of the head to add insult to injury. Leaning over, Kelly starts to lay into Manning with a flurry of elbows to the side of the head before he decides to himself that it’s time to end it. Grabbing Manning by the hair, Kelly pulls him up to his feet and reveals the work of his elbows, a disgusting looking crimson mask upon the face of his opponent. Running to the corner, Michael looks at the groggy Manning and sticks his hands out with finger guns. Bouncing off of the corner, Michael runs full force toward Manning, hitting the “Date With Desti-Knee”, driving his knee to the side of his skull and dropping him like a sack of bricks. Kelly hooks the leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Winner, by pinfall at 04:20
–MICHAEL KELLY—

Michael stands up to his feet and smiles at the mess that he’s made, wiping Manning’s blood off of his own chest. Referee Hemphill attempts to raise Michael’s arm to which he declines with a deadly serious glare. Michael signals to the referee that “This is his time” and that he “Better get your ass out of my ring”. JJ Hemphill gets out of dodge, hopping out of the ring while Michael stands over the helpless Mike Manning. Reaching down, Michael grabs onto Manning’s left arm with both hands and looks out at the crowd. Looking at his opponent, Michael drops down to the mat and a loud CRACKING sound echoes throughout the first few rows of the arena. Mike Manning yells out, grabbing at his newly broken arm and flopping across the ring in pain. The medical staff quickly runs through the curtain to tend to Mike Manning as Michael and Belle leave up the ramp.

~*~*~

Match Two – First Blood Match
Caliee Adams vs. Marcus LeVine 

(Referee: Corey Miner)

As Caliee Adams stood in the ring, waiting for her opponent, there was nothing. No lights, no imagery, no music, there was only silence. The fans grew restless, and more importantly, Caliee grew restless. She was practically barking at the referee to get Marcus down to the ring, but it was to no avail. After four minutes of nothing, the referee was prepared to call for the bell, but just before he could, Heathens by Twenty One Pilots blasted into the arena. The fans actually let out a small cheer, not for Marcus, but for the fact that he was finally on his way to the ring.

Or so they thought. Marcus was still nowhere to be seen, and as the words to the song came in, the fans had been waiting for Marcus for well over five minutes. Finally, the Saint of Hardcore stepped onto the stage, and his music died down. He wasn’t dressed for competition, however. Marcus was wearing what seemed to be an incredibly expensive suit, and his fiancee was in an equally expensive dress. The Maniac of Montreal was also holding a microphone and humming a menacing tone as he walked down the ramp. Marcus could hear the chorus of boos, and he grew annoyed at the sound as he let out a small outpouring of emotions into his speech, “Ladies and gentlemen, there is a reason I’m holding a microphone and you are not, and it’s because what I have to say is important, what you have to say: no one cares. So shut up.”

The outburst by LeVine only made the fans boo louder, and the superstar could be heard growling as he looked towards Caliee.

“Caliee is that how you say that? Is it said like “K-lee” or more like a “Ca-lee”? You know what, don’t answer, I really don’t care. Caliee, I’m out here because, well, one, we have a match scheduled, but honestly if I cared about that I would have actually dressed for the occasion now wouldn’t I? The more important reason that I’m here is that you have kind of been pissing me off for a while now. I mean, why do you have a contract? Why are you in this company? You don’t deserve it. You’re a nobody. I’m the future of the industry and yet I have to share an employer with the dregs of society, a useless pretty face with no actual abilities. You see, I’m not wasting my time with an invalid, I want this company to employ some actual talent.”

Marcus let out a small smile, and laughed a quiet, maniacal laugh before continuing:

“Which is why I got them to hire this man.”

As Marcus finished his statement, he was pointing behind Caliee, and as The South Hampton Heroine turned around, she was met with a man who dwarfed her in size. Caliee was decked with a clothesline, and the shot hit like a shotgun as she flew backwards and did a full flip, landing on her face. The Monster inside the ring continued to dismantle Caliee, hitting her with one suplex after another, each one being a different version; German, T-bone, belly-to-belly, Dragon, Back. All the while Marcus LeVine began to hype up his acquisition.

“This, my dear friends, is Hachirou Eto. Eto here has been making a name for himself in Japan, or at least, he should have been. If you couldn’t tell, the dude is a genetic freak show. Nearly seven feet tall, well over Three-hundred pounds, and still one of the fastest men in the wrestling world. He truly is, as he has been called, “The God of Warfare”. I wouldn’t want to mess with the dude. Me! And I’m a freaking psycho. You know what though, why should Eto get all the fun? That doesn’t seem fun.

I got it, I got it! Chris! Joey! Get out here! Let’s have some fun boys.”

Marcus threw his mic to the ground and rolled into the ring, Chris and Joey were quick to join him from backstage. Inside the ring, Eto was still picking Caliee apart, having just thrown her into the turnbuckle so hard the ring was shaking. Caliee got no rest though because as she was about to fall forward she was met by Marcus LeVine, who lifted her up onto his shoulders. He laughed as he saw his runway across the ring, and he went full speed ahead, driving Caliee into the turnbuckles with a massive running death valley driver into them. He watched on as Caliee crumbled into the mat, but he still wasn’t done, he was sending a message not only to Caliee but to the head office of UWE. He picked up the defenceless athlete and whipped her towards the One Man Mountain Mover, Hachirou Eto. The massive athlete tossed Adams into the air as if she was weightless. Gravity, however, didn’t see her as such, and she was brought back down to Eto, who picked her out of the air and sent her crashing to the mat with a power slam. Caliee screamed, clearly something was wrong, but those screams only seemed to feed even further into the maniacs twisted need, and he dropped to his hands and knees, yelling at Caliee to get up again, begging her to make the mistake of moving.

Marcus crawled to the ropes like a snake and stretched his arms out for a microphone, his fiancee obliging him.

“Caliee, caliee, caliee. We aren’t done yet. We’re not done here yet. These people want blood! UWE wants blood. That’s why they put us in this match, they wanted blood, so how about it, let’s give them blood!”

Marcus dropped the microphone once again and stood up, pulling his devilish instrument out of his pocket; a switch blade. He held it high for the world to see, and just as quickly as he had pulled it out, Chris and Joey were holding Caliee up, putting her on her knees. Marcus placed the blade against her forehead, and let out a wicked smile as he slid the blade across, leaving a nice trail of blood behind it, and letting a cascade of it pour down her face. Marcus closed his blade and sent a last parting gift to his would-be opponent. He sent her sprawling to the mat with a superkick.

He looked at Caliee’s nearly lifeless body and called for him and his compatriates to leave.

Winner, by First Blood at 04:12
–MARCUS LEVINE–

~*~*~

Match Three – Tables Match
UWE Universal Tag Team Title Number One Contendership
New Found Attitude vs. Dogs Of War

(Referee: Claudia Morello)

There’s bad blood in the air as New Found Attitude and the Dogs of War prepare to start their match. After some quick deliberation between the teams it’s decided that Mike Rosati and Jared Oliver will be the first men in. The pair circle slowly for a moment and size one another up. Jared moves in to lock up when Maddogg jams a thumb in his eye. The elder brother reels and Rosati moves in to lock into a tight headlock. The cagey veteran squeezes hard and cranks down on his opponent.

Jared pulls down on Mike’s arm to create space and then pulls it back to counter the headlock into a hammer lock. Maddogg grunts and elbows back but Jared surprises him by ducking under it. He keeps hold of the hammer lock with one arm then grabs Rosati’s waist with the other, lifting him into a back suplex.

Jared gets up quickly and moves to grab Mike’s leg. He aims to slam his injured knee but Mike counters with a Greco Roman kick to the groin. Jared falls to his knees and Mike kicks him hard in the face. The veteran stands and then lifts Jared up before scoop slamming him to the mat. From there he hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Jared’s chest. Rosati picks him up again then pulls him over to his corner before tagging David Stone in.

When Stone enters New Found Attitude double Irish whips Jared into the corner then Stone whips Maddogg so Rosati can deliver an extra powerful clothesline to Jared. Maddogg then climbs out of the ring, leaving Stone to continue the match. David walks over to Jared and climbs to the second rope, delivering hard punches to his face as the crowd counts.

1
2
3
4
5
6

As Stone prepares to land the seventh Jared blocks and shoves Stone off. The personification of Perfection rolls with it and stands up to rush the corner. Jared rolls forward under the attempted clothesline and lets Stone collide with the corner. David turns slowly and is greeted by a hard kick that drops him to the mat. Jared then stomps down onto his fallen foe a few times before lifting him back up to perform a snap suplex. The elder Oliver then picks Stone up once more before attempting a swinging neck breaker. Stone counters with a hard knee to the gut then hits a snap SET.

David picks his opponent up and whips him roughly to the corner. Stone follows up with a clothesline that turns into a bulldog. Stone quickly gets to the corner for another tag. New Found Attitude shows off their team work by lifting Jared into a double suplex. The Dog of War comes crashing down but is picked up and double whipped into the ropes. Rosati and Stone attempt a double clothesline but Jared ducks under and hits the ropes again, coming back for a flying lariat to both men.

Jared quickly rolls through and rushes to tag his brother in. Danny rushes in and clotheslines Stone out of the ring and then turns to throw hard punches at Maddogg. Danny then flings Rosati into the ropes, as Maddogg comes back Danny lifts him into a snap powerslam. The younger Oliver roars as he stands and the crowd roars with him. Jared quickly slides a table into the ring and Danny sets it up. He then picks Mike up and tries to suplex him through the table. Maddogg blocks the attempt and counters with a suplex of his own.

Mike gets back up and lifts Danny back up and starts to hammer him with hard shots. Danny is forced back to the corner and Mike runs back then rushes forward to land a big dropkick. Danny falls to the ground and only stays seated because of the ropes. Rosati jumps up again and lands another dropkick, this time in the face. Maddogg then lifts his opponent up again, this time hitting a scoop slam followed by an elbow drop. Mike then stand a and lands a second elbow drop, a third. He stands over Danny then leaps high into the air to drop a huge elbow down.

Mike picks Danny up and pulls him over to the table and tries to whip Danny into the ropes. Danny suddenly reverses, sending Rosati back to the ropes. Right before he hits the ropes Mike and Stone reach out and also hands, Danny doesn’t notice however and picks Rosati up into a spine buster, driving Maddogg through the table. The younger Oliver stands and lifts his arms in triumph. The ref steps in and shakes his head, explaining about the tag. Danny doesn’t get much time to argue, however, as he eats a super kick from Stone!

David picks the fallen Danny up and flings him into the corner. Stone then helps Mike up and both men head over and begin to punch and kick Danny. The ref tries to usher Maddogg out but he shouts out 9n response.

“No DQ, asshole!”

New Found Attitude then resume their assault. Jared rushes in and drops Stone over the rope with a dropkick. Jared turns to attack Maddogg and lands some big punches before Mike blocks and fires a big kick into Jared’s stomach and then hits the jaw breaker. Stone gets to his feet and slides the other table in to his partner. Maddogg sets it up then picks Jared up and lifts him into a suplex that sends him through the second table. Stone rolls back into ring and begins to celebrate with Mike. The ref once again walks in and shakes his head. He informs Mike that neither he nor Jared was the legal man, New Found Attitude’s plan backfired.

Danny comes in and double clotheslines the opponents to the ground. The younger Oliver then heads over to help his brother up. Jared shakes the cobwebs out as the other team starts to get up. Danny clotheslines Maddogg out of the ring and picks David up as Jared heads out to get a third table. Danny hits Stone with the D Town Detonator as Jared puts the table in the corner. The brothers put Stone against the table and then Danny backs up and rushes at Jared who grabs his brother into a monkey flip to send Danny into a cannonball that sends him crashing into Stone and through the table.

Winners, by putting an opponent through the table at 10:02 and NEW number one contender’s to the UWE Universal Tag Team Championships
–DOGS OF WAR–

The bell rings and the Dogs of War raise their arms in victory. Mike rolls into the ring with a chair and slams it into Danny. Jared turns in surprise but he too eats a chair. Maddogg raises his weapon and drives it down onto each brother in turn before dragging Danny out of the ring. Stone slowly rolls out of the ring as well and together they lift Danny up and double suplex him through the announce table.

The crowd boos wildly as New Found Attitude leaves their opponents lying unconscious and head for the back.

~*~*~
Match Four – Street Fight
Brandon Moore vs. Sorrow

(Referee: Chuck Aitken)

This match was supposed to take place as a street fight on the outside. But as the camera’s tried to cut to the scene of the fight, there was nothing but static. What does this mean? More updates on this story as it becomes available.

—TO BE CONTINUED–

~*~*~

Match Five – Last Woman Standing
Tiami Erickson vs. Marisol Hawkes

(Referee: Corey Miner)

This is it. Marisol Hawkes’ last ever appearance inside a squared circle, and she is going out on her own terms. As she stands face to face with Tiami Erickson, the crowd starts a rapturous ‘THANK-YOU-MA-RI-SOL’ chant, paying respect to the woman who is intent on going out with a bang.

Indeed, as Corey Miner calls for the bell, she bangs Tiami straight in the head. She’s definitely not planning on going out on her back! Tiami is driven back into the ropes by Marisol’s flurry of punches and elbow strikes, and Marisol shoves her into them, before hitting a belly-to-belly suplex on the rebound, sending Tiami overhead.

Erickson gets back to her feet, but Marisol is straight in her case, and grabs Tiami from behind. She nails her with a German suplex, and keeps her arms locked! She hits three more rolling Germans, and asks that Corey start the count as Tiami stays down. The referee obliges.

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Tiami gets back to her knees, but takes her time, realizing she will get back up before the ten count and there is no rush.
FOUR!
FIVE!
Tiami gets back to her feet and the referee stops the count. Marisol comes flying in with a crossbody to take Tiami down again, and she hits it… but Tiami grabs aholdof her and as they land on the canvas, she rolls through and lifts Marisol up, before sending Hawkes flying with a fallaway slam! Marisol lands hard but manages to roll through. But as soon as she gets up, Tiami hits her with a running clothesline.
With Hawkes down, Tiami grabs her ankle and starts twisting it, locking in an ankle lock. Hawkes starts screaming in pain, and grabs a hold of the bottom rope, but to no avail… there is no breaking up a submission in a Last Woman Standing Match. Tiami ups the torque even more, and Hawkes’ screams almost double as a result. Hawkes knows there is only one way to escape: get to the outside! She pulls on the rope with all her might, until she manages to grab hold of the apron. With the added leverage, she forces her upper body out of the ring until eventually Tiami has no choice but to release the hold.

But as Hawkes gets back to her feet on the outside, the limp is apparent, and she seems to have been slowed down significantly. Tiami notices and is in straight pursuit, rolling out of the ring. And even though Marisol is a friend, Tiami is also a fierce competitor, and therefore she picks out her opponent’s weakest spot: her back. Tiami comes running hit and absolutely nails Marisol with a running elbow to the lower back, which has given Marisol so much trouble recently and is ultimately one of the contributing factors in her decision to hang up her boots. Hawkes collapses, clutching her back in pain, and Tiami grabs a handful of her blue hair, lifting her back up to her feet. She grabs Marisol by the wrist, and then Irish Whips her back-first into the steel ringpost!

Yes, this is Anything Goes, and things are about to become a whole lot more extreme. Marisol screams in agony once again, and Tiami sizes her up, looking to put her away for good. She rushes in, but Marisol ducks out of the way and Tiami runs straight into the ringpost, shoulder first! Marisol gets back up and fighting through the pain, she kicks Tiami in the gut and hits her with a Twist of Fate on the outside!

The crowd turns it up a notch, cheering for both Tiami and Marisol, and they go berserk as Hawkes hops on top of the apron, and then climbs the turnbuckles! She points at Tiami, the crowd, and then at the ceiling! She’s about to raise the roof. She’s going out on a bang, and she is going to make sure she takes Tiami down with her. She leaps off the top turnbuckle to the outside… DIVINE FORGIVENESS!!!!

MISSED!!!!!!

Tiami rolls out of the way right on time and Marisol lands on the outside, right on her back. Both women are down as the crowd starts a HOLY SHIT chant, and Miner starts a count with both women down.

ONE!
TWO!
Tiami starts to stir, but Marisol shows no movement.
THREE!
FOUR!
Tiami is on her knees. Marisol stirs slightly.
FIVE!
SIX!
Tiami is up! She’s up on her feet. She’s panting and looks at Marisol who is slowly but surely trying to recover, although it’s obviously more on instinct than anything else.
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
Marisol’s hand grabs the ringside barricade!
NINE!
Marisol uses the barricade to pull herself up! Her legs are wobbly and shaky, but her knees are off the ground, and Corey Miner declares her as standing!

Tiami seems impressed and the crowd chant Marisol’s name in admiration of her courage, willpower and endurance. But as she looks up at Tiami, eyes glazed, there is a certain aura of inevitability surrounding it all. Tiami takes a deep breath, charges, and…

DEAD AS ICE THROUGH THE BARRICADE! Tiami spears Marisol, and they both fly through the barricade separating them from the fans, who scream in in unison. Miner, with both ladies down once again, starts another count!

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Neither woman has budged so far.
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Tiami begins to stir slightly, but so does Marisol!
EIGHT!
Tiami’s on her knees, and clutches at a nearby empty chair, abandoned by a fan, for leverage. Marisol is absently flailing her arms, looking for similar support.
NINE!
Tiami uses the chair to pull herself to her feet. Marisol is on her knees!
TEN!
Marisol collapses back to the floor as Tiami Erickson stands on shaky legs! The referee declares the match over, and Tiami Erickson the winner!

Winner, by being the Last Woman Standing at 11:35
–TIAMI ERICKSON–

As the bell rings, the crowd cheer for both Tiami and Marisol. Erickson goes over to Marisol and helps her back to her feet, before the two share a hug under rapturous applause, which only is amplified when TImothy Hunt and Ricky Molaroni show up. The two men join in the embrace, and as they walk over to the entrance ramp, Molaroni hoists Marisol up his shoulders. This allows her to fully take in the admiration of the crowd one last time as the curtain falls on her wrestling career. There weren’t many dry eyes in the audience, rest assured of that.

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Match Six – Ladder Match
Canadian Championship Match
The Armenian Beast © vs. Jake Donaldson

(Referee: JJ Hemphill)

Jake Donaldson begins his match against the mountainous Canadian Champion by bringing the fight aggressively to his foe. Donaldson rushes across the ring and begins laying into Gurgen with a flurry of punches and forearm strikes that takes the massive monster of a man by surprise. The beastly bearded brute attempt a to counter attack by swinging his meaty paw at Jake but the quicker Jake ducks under the clubbing swing and hits the ropes. Jake comes back and jumps to hit Gurgen in the knee with a low drop kick, stumbling the beast. The leader of Torment continues assaulting the leg of his fearsome for by launching several quick but hard kicks into the back of Gurgen’s leg. After several kicks Gurgen finally goes down to one knee. Jake hits the ropes again and then rushes back to launch another dropkick into the beastly champion’s chest. Gurgen rocks but stays up, causing Donaldson to repeat the attack, which rocks the mountain of a man even further but still fails to drop the resilient champion. Jake runs to bounce off the ropes once more but this time leaps into a Thesz press. Beast hits the canvas and Jake fires off several hard right hands to the hairy face of the Armenian Beast.

After several blows land Jake finally stands and walks to the lower body of Gurgen. From there Donaldson begins to stomp on the knee he had been attacking earlier, bringing his foot down several times onto the Beast’s leg. After a few hard kicks Jake lifts the leg up and elbow drops the knee, then again, three times! Finished with his abuse of the leg Jake goes back to Gurgen’s head and tries to lift the massive man up again but suddenly howls in pain. The source of his anguish is soon apparent, Gurgen has bit down hard onto his opponent’s hand and like a pitbull is locked on tight.

Jake punches and kicks at Gurgen but can’t get him to release the bite. Gurgen finally lets go but only after he reaches out and grabs hold of Jake. The Beastly Brute then flings Jake with a huge belly to belly suplex. Donaldson gets back up quickly and rushes back to his opponent but Gurgen manages to scoop him up and fling him once more across the ring. Jake gets to his feet slower this time, giving Beast time to cross the ring with a noticeable limp.

As the torment gym leader gets back up he is greeted by a meaty forearm that drops him again. Gurgen lifts his foe back up and then again slams his huge paw down onto him. Jake slowly begins to get back up but the Armenian Beast isn’t patient enough to wait so he picks Donaldson back up and whips him hard into the corner. Gurgen follows, forcing himself to run on his site knee. Before he can comnect, however, Jake lifts his foot to kick the Beast in the face. Gurgen stumbles and shakes his head quickly then rushes back in, this time Donaldson leans back and kicks both feet up. Gurgen staggers from the double kick and Jake quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Jake flies through the air and tries to drop a fist into Gurgen’s face but the Armenian Beast shoots an arm up and catches his opponent by the throat. Donaldson struggles to get free but Gurgen keeps a tight hold of his neck with his massive paw of a hand. Gurgen lifts his opponent up and drives him into the canvas with a huge choke slam and drops down for the pin.

The dim witted champion looks to the referees, curious as to why no count had begun. The red points out the fact that they are currently in a ladder match and motions to the ladder outside the ring as the crowd chants.

“Get the Ladder! Get the Ladder!”

The Armenian Beast nods and rolls out of the ring to retrieve the ladder. He brings it back in and lifts it over his head before driving down onto Jake. Gurgen then lays across the ladder that is laying across Donaldson and attempts another pin. JJ puts his face in his hand and shakes his head. The poor referee taps Gurgen on the shoulder and points to the belt hanging over the ring. The crowd begins to call out again.

“Climb the ladder! Climb the ladder!”

A look of sudden realization comes over Gurgen’s face. He lifts the ladder off of his foe and sets it up under the belt and climbs. As he nearly reaches his goal Jake gets to his feet and stumbles over to push the ladder over. The Armenian Beast goes into a free fall that stops only when he collides with the corner, going face first into the turnbuckle. Jake brings the ladder over and sets it back up, beginning his own climb to the top.

Gurgen slowly rises and begins to stagger over to the ladder. Jane grabs hold of the belt but before he can retrieve it the ladder is yanked away, leaving the gym leader dangling in the air from the belt! Gurgen begins shouting at Jake, demanding he come down and continue the match. When Jake refuses the Beast uses the ladder like a giant fly swatter and slams it into Donaldson, causing him to plummet to the ring.

The beast walks over and slams the ladder into Jake, then again. Gurgen sets up the ladder again and climbs to the top. Jake forces himself to stand and slowly gets to the ladder and climbs up as well. Both men get to the top and Jake begins hammering Gurgen as the Beast tries to get the belt. Gurgen takes several shots then begins fighting back as both men trade blows. Jake staggers and Gurgen grabs hold and…Beard to the Face!

Donaldson struggles as the Beast squeezes the life out of him. Donaldson flails uselessly against the hold and begins to go limp. Jake is held up only by Gurgen and looks as if he’s done. Jake suddenly gets a second wind and begins laying punches into his foe. The Beast finally releases the hold and Donaldson keeps punching and then winds up and punches hard. Gurgen begins to fall but reaches up and grabs the belt in desperation. His weight and the fact that the belt had been pulled on before causes it to pull free. Jake watches in horror as the belt falls with Gurgen and continues to stare in disbelief as the bell rings to declare Beast the winner.

Winner, by retrieving the Canadian title at 11:58 AND STILL Canadian Champion…
–THE ARMENIAN BEAST–

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Match Seven – Barbed Wire Steel Cage Tornado Elimination Match
UWE Universal Tag Team Tournament final
Ruby & Corporal Punishment vs. #EmphasisOnBullet

(Referee: Claudia Morello)

It’s finally here! With the grand final of the tag team tournament having been postponed due to Asylum’s attack on #EOB at the last OTT, Lara Pegorino decreed that the final would happen at Anything Goes inside of a barbed wired steel cage! As the cage lowers, the audience screams and when the two teams get inside of the hellacious structure, the Stampede Corral is absolutely electrified!

Right before Morello calls for the bell, Ruby offers her traditional handshake. The audience waits with bated breath to see if Adeline will accept, but after Wulf nods and shakes Ruby’s head, the Crimson Bullet does the same, before shaking Punishment’s hand as well.

But a handshake is just that, and Adelina and Ruby immediately lock up in the middle of the ring! Wulf and the Corporal shrug, and it’s on! Wulf launches himself at Punishment. The corporal catches him in mid-air however, and launches him overhead with a belly to belly as the crowd cheers. But
Wulf lands on his feet! The crowd are hysterical at the already fast paced exchanges taking place. Wulf hits the ground running from the belly-to-belly attempt and manages to hit a tight springboard.. Erikson attempts an ASAI MOONSAULT but the Corporal jumps back!!

Meanwhile, Adeline takes charge with a headlock on Ruby, followed by an irish whip. Ruby manages to put on the brakes to stop herself crashing into the cage wall from the irish whip, letting out an audible ‘WOAH!’
Nobody home! Addy sees the Corporal is caught in the moment and she seizes hers.. She hits a huge one-handed bulldog on Punishment, and he seems to be out!

Wulf had the bearings to land on his feet from the moonsault, although he finds he isn’t standing face to face with Corporal.. but with a tiny Canadian masked Superhero!

SLAP! He nails Ruby with a step-up enzuiguiri. It staggers her, but doesn’t drop her, as she displays great fortitude. Wulf runs back and on the rebound goes for a leg lariat…

But the fans erupt as Ruby ducks down, sending Wulf sailing and twisting in mid-air from his own momentum. He crashes into the steel cage wall as a result!

Meanwhile, Addy was about to cover Punishment after the bulldog, but she caught the backdrop out of the corner of her eye and jumps straight to her feet! Seeing Ruby, she charges at her and levels UWE’s resident sweetheart with a Thesz press, before unleashing a flurry of fists to her masked face. With both men down and the woman on the mat punching the living hell out of each other, this match is only just getting started!

Wulf slowly manages to drag himself up via the ropes, and he has spotted The Corporal on all fours..and then he grimaces as he sees the BRUTAL cat fight taking place in the middle. But he keeps his focus on the soldier, and takes him down with a running la magistral cradle.

ONE!

TWO!

Kick out!!

The crowd volume kicks up considerably as Corporal kicks out of the pin, and at the same time Ruby manages to find an edge to get on top and rain down punches on Adeline! Wulf gets to his feet in the background as the ringside camera zooms in on the catfight! It’s an almost uncharacteristically aggressive display on the part of both Ruby and Addy.

Wulf takes an arm of the enlisted man, and starts to drag Punishment to his feet, but he only receives a flurry of forearms to the abdomen for his trouble, forcing him to double over. And a huge short-arm clothesline turns Wulf inside out. The crowd lets out a collective ‘WOAH!!’ as Wulf eats all of it and is sent twirling, landing just short of the cage wall.

Meanwhile, in the middle of the ring, Adeline grabs Ruby’s arms, stopping the flurry of blows. But Ruby immediately breaks free of Adeline’s grasp and immediately hits the ropes! The crowd POP as Corporal has the ring awareness to realize he was in the way and quickly dove down so Ruby could jump over him. She nails Adeline with a torpedo dropkick, and follows it up with another one for Wulf who only just got back to his feet!

Adeline gets back to her heet and is targeted by Ruby who tries to go for an armdrag. But Adeline blocks, and reverses it. The crowd EXPLODE as Wulf runs in with his patented flipping legdrop, but the elation fades as Ruby moves and he eats a big pile of naked ring..he clutches his backside with an expression of extreme pain, just in time for Punishment to land a hard-hitting legdrop which actually connects! Punishment goes in for the cover!

ONE!

TW..

Adeline breaks it up, she grabs hold of Corporal’s head and the crowd are amazed as Adeline manages to let out a shriek and drag Punishment to his feet! She kicks him in the stomach. Punishment doubles over and Erikson runs in for a shining wizard! But he is stopped idway through by Ruby, who hits a Ruby Cutter out of nowhere! Wulf is dropped straight on his head and flops like a fish. It seems like he’s out completely as Ruby goes for the cover with the titles on the line! The crowd counts along with the referee as she slaps the canvas.

ONE!!!

TWO!!

THR..!!

They POP as Adeline hits a running senton and breaks up the count, and then grabs a handful of Ruby’s hair, dragging her away from her now prone partner. Adeline lays into Ruby with a forearm strike and Punishment seizes his moment. He hooks Wulf’s arm and grabs a handful of dreads, dragging the jello-legged Silver Bullet to his feet. There is a CRASH and a mixed reaction as Punishment sends Wulf flying into the cage wall, and there is a rumble of laughter as Adeline sends Ruby crashing into Punishment with a hiptoss for his trouble, knocking both of them down. With both Ruby and the soldier lying in a heap, Adeline quickly climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Rather than trying to attempt an escape, she looks down at two potential targets and grins, before licking her lips. She leaps and twists in the air, landing right on top of both Ruby and Punishment, perfectly executing the corkscrew moonsault! With Wulf looking on, Adeline rolls Ruby off of Punishment and pins the soldier.

ONE!

TWO!

Punishment kicks out! Adeline immediately switches targets and pins Ruby instead.

ONE!

TWO!

Ruby kicks out! Wulf decides he has looked on long enough and comes in to help his partner. They both helps Ruby to her feet, and Irish Whip her in tandem to the nearest corner. But Ruby runs up the ropes, leaps, flips, twists and turns and nails all of EOB with a double Whisper in the Wind! The crowd screams as Ruby hits a double legdrop on both her opponents at once. She then goes for a cover of her own, electing to pin Wulf.

ONE!

TWO!

Wulf kicks out! And just like Adeline, Ruby switches targets, electing to go now pin Wulf’s crimson counterpart.

ONE!

TWO!

Adeline kicks out as well! The crowd cheer as Ruby rolls through, kips up and screams, ignited the fans even more. She helps Punishment to his feet, and the pair grab Wulf by the dreads. Punishment hoists him over his shoulder, starts spinning around, and Ruby dropkicks Wulf against the head, making it whiplash in the opposite direction! The crowd groans, feeling Wulf’s pain.
Meanwhile, Adeline has made it to her feet. Punishment knees her in the gut, and follows it up with an uppercut. He grabs her crimson locks and guides her to the nearest turnbuckle, before starting to slam her face-first into the top turnbuckle. 21-gun salute, baby! After a dozen slams, he releases her, and Adeline staggers back. He grabs her by the waist and shoulder and lifts her up into a military press! He then drop her face-first on the top turnbuckle. Snake eyes! As Adeline staggers back, Punishment lifts up Addy in an electric chair and throws her over the top rope, pinning her between the ropes and the steel cage wall.

As soon as he does, Wulf makes it back to his feet, still holding his neck in pain. With Ruby having looked on so far, she now runs up to Wulf, and dropkicks him against the ropes, before dropkicking his knees on the rebound, levelling him once again. She points at Punishment, and he smiles. He grabs Wulf by the ankles, and starts spinning around, swinging Erikson round and round as the crowd counts along with every rotation.

ONE8 TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH…. TEN!

As he makes the tenth rotation, Punishment releases, sending Wulf flying, straight into Adeline who was still pinned between ropes and wall. The collision is hard, and the crowd starts a veritable HOLY SHIT chant. Ruby and Punishment high five each other, and call for the end. Punishment grabs Wulf, and helps him back to his feet before hitting him with a Boot Camp! He flops down, and Ruby ascends the top turnbuckle. She jumps… RSD straight to Wulf’s face! This is it, it’s over. She goes for the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THR-NO! Adeline breaks it up! The entire arena screams in surprise as Adeline flings herself onto Ruby, saving the match-up. Ruby gets back to her feet, but Adeline kicks her in the gut. Punishment tries to come to the rescue, but Addy hits him with a Mule Kick! She then hits Ruby with a DDT! With Ruby down and Punishment doubled over, Adeline runs the ropes, comes up on Punishment from behind, hitting him with an ‘I’ll Stab Him!’. Now the roles are reversed. Adeline helps Wulf back to his feet, and she excitedly starts jumping up and down! Wulf grins, and he pats her on the shoulder, the points to the top of the cage! Adeline laughs and runs to the nearest turnbuckle, followed suit by her tag partner. Adeline climbs to the top of the cage so quickly it almost looks like she has wings. However, on top, she is met by the nasty barbed wire, which immediately cuts her forearm and thigh as she positions herself atop the cage. The same thing happens to Wulf, but neither seem to care. The crowd is blowing the roof off the place, and even more so when Ruby and Punishment simultaneously kip up! The masked tiny Canadian and the soldier make a beeline for the top of the cage as well! They do it so quickly Adeline and Wulf have no time to respond, and before they know it, all four are balancing on top of the cage!

Ruby is sitting next to Adeline, and Punishment next to Wulf, with all four trying to knock their opposition off and into the ring. Ruby and Punishment seem to be getting the upper hand, slinging fists at EOB, but then Adeline and Wulf simultaneously block the next strike… and frantically start headbutting Ruby and the Corp! They teeter… and fall off the cage, back into the ring! The high-pitched screams of the crowd are damn near enough to burst one’s eardrums, but Adeline and Wulf stand up on the edge of the cage, ignoring the barbed wire that is trying to cut through their boots and into their flesh. They are slightly wobbly, but without hesitation as they both leap in sync… a double 630 Corkscrew Senton… BITE THE BULLET TIMES TWICE! Addy perfectly lands on Ruby with Wulf doing the same on Punishment. #EOB hook the legs immediately, and Morello drops down to count the double pin…

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

They did it! Morello calls for the bell!

Winners, by pinfall at 21:13 and INAUGURAL UWE Universal Tag Team Champions
–#EMPHASISONBULLET–

Their theme song starts playing, and both Wulf and Adeline gasp in amazement. With their jaws dropping, the cage starts to rise! Their first taste of UWE gold is here! Morello places the belts in the hands of the Bullets, and as they clasp it to their chests, they embrace each other in the middle of the ring. What a final, and what a win to end this UWE Universal Tag Team Championship. Adeline La Roux and Wülf Erikson are the inaugural champions. A great moment for these fearless, hard workers.

As Ruby and Punishment get back to their feet, they seem disappointed, but it doesn’t take long before Ruby grabs Adeline’s hand, Punishment grabs Wulf’s, and raise it into the air. The new champions raise their belts up high with their other arm, and both Ruby and Punishment share a hug with the people who just beat the in the final. A great display of sportsmanship. UWE has Universal tag Team Champions. Long may they reign.

But as the camera cuts to backstage, it shows Jared and Danny Oliver, smiling and nodding at the TV screen. The number one contenders are already on red alert!

~*~*~

Main Event – I Quit Match
Ultimate Wrestling Championship Match
Eavan Maloney © vs. James Calhoun

After the shocking news earlier this week that Eavan Maloney was forced to relinquish the Ultimate Wrestling Championship due to personal reasons, many were wondering what was going to happen to the title, with James Calhoun having invoked his rematch clause for Anything Goes.

It doesn’t take long for the fans to know the answer. James Calhoun comes out to the ring, and grabs the microphone, demanding in front of the entire Calgary crowd that the Ultimate Wrestling Championship is his, and that the General Manager, Lara Pegorino herself, come personally place it on his shoulder or strap it around his waist. With Maloney now out of contention, the title should go back to its rightful owner, who never should have lost it in the first place. The crowd boo’s Calhoun, but the cowboy doesn’t seem to care as he stands tall in the ring.

Seconds later, Lara’s theme hits the arena, and she walks out with the Ultimate Wrestling Championship neatly folded up under one of her arms. It is the way a caretaker holds a title, so as not to make anyone think she would dare to claim ownership.

The General Manager steps into the ring an goes face to face with Calhoun, who looks down his nose at her. Sylvie Rose hands her boss a microphone, and Lara is clearly not amused by Calhoun’s demands. She says that even though Calhoun is indeed the number one contender, Maloney’s forfeit does NOT mean he will be automatically granted the title. The only thing he has, is a claim to fight FOR it, not the claim to be GIVEN it. If he truly wants to be the fighting champion he has always prided himself in being, then he will earn the title back against an opponent equally worthy of the opportunity.

Calhoun responds by saying there is no such person. Only second-rate wrestlers trying to stretch their necks as they look up at the top of the mountain where he stands tall. And that if Lara Pegorino intends to deny him what is rightfully is, he will go after her with everything he’s got. He drops the microphone and inches closer to her, but Lara simply says two words:
‘BRING IT!’

She then drops her mic too, and the two face off nose to nose, until finally Lise Fortier comes out, and tells both of them to stop this right now. Lara respects the CEO’s wishes, and Calhoun makes shooing noises, telling her to run back like a good little lapdog, before shouting that she is unfir to be the General Manager, and that they both will be getting what they deserve soon enough: Lara a Boot Hill that sends her out of the company, and Calhoun his Ultimate Wrestling Championship!

As the crowd boo’s Calhoun, with Lara retreating down the entrance ramp, the show comes to a close.

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