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UWE Insider: Hot Topics #9

Hot Topics

Welcome to an all new edition of Hot Topics. I’m glad to be back after a brief hiatus… of sorts. I was on vacation. Guess where Gwendy went… I went to the Bahamas. After vacation, I learned that there were changes in staff duties. Lucky for you all, I’m still on the writing payroll.

Asylum defeated the Armenian Beast to become a multi-reigning-World Champion, so we send out a huge congratulations to Asylum on his victory. That’s a huge, huge win because not that many can take down the Armenian Beast. It’s a big feat. Who will challenge Asylum now? The Armenian Beast, reportedly, isn’t going to be at a few upcoming shows. However, we probably haven’t seen the last of the Beast just yet. Keep in mind he still has a rematch clause.

Congratulations to the ladies on a new Women’s Championship. Lily Jackson was the inaugural champion, declaring her a three time Ladies Champ, but that changed quick after Princess Diamond Diva dethroned Lily to win her first title. Diva has only had a handful of matches for UWE and she’s already on top. Maybe Lily was distracted with her new boo, Chaos. Or maybe Princess Diamond Diva’s mind games worked. Regardless, Lily needs to keep focused, especially if she’s the self-declared Queen of UWE. She nearly beat Princess, the new blood are proving to be quite strong talent.

There’s a new power couple on the scene and it’s Princess Diamond Diva and her man Damian Darque. Damian has been impressive in his debut matches and now he’s going to face David Stone on an upcoming show. Look out David Stone, Damian is on the rise and he’s coming up quick.

Reports say that Demoana and Serah aren’t getting along. Demoana won at the Halloween Hell costume contest because let’s face it… skin wins. Serah is showing jealousy and what used to be a modest lady has now become a hate filled wench. Sorry Serah, we love you, but you’re acting un-lady-like. But they aren’t the only ladies in the locker room with tension: there’s Amy Gobraless, Diamond Diva and of course Lily Jackson. None of the girls appear to be friends!

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UWE Insider: Hot Topics #7

Hot Topics

My name is Gwendy and I got the dirt and the opinion to go along with it. Welcome to another edition of Hot Topics. Let’s cut to the chase.

So UWEniverse, you’ll never guess who I managed to get a future interview with! …Lara Pegorino! With some persistence and some poking around, because it’s what I do, she agreed to talk.

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This gossip blogger is excited. How you doing, Lara? We’ll speak soon and I look forward to it.

So, as you all know it’s pay-per view week and things are busy around the UWE. In the locker room, as well as the board room, things are probably hectic. I’m sure Lara along with all of the other business suits have engagements this week, so the interview will come soon. Thank you for your patience, but Ms. Pegorino is a busy, busy woman.

I have questions for Lara and I’m also wondering where Lucilla is. The focus of the interview is Lara, but of course I will bring up Lucilla Pegorino. Remember she got suspended? They are sisters and if anyone has any info, it would be Lara. Lara know’s how we do on Hot Topics, but I will clear everything before hand so it’s not uncomfortable.

If you have any questions for Lara comment on the blog, tweet @UWENetwork or reach us through the email ultimate.wrestling.ent@gmail.com

As you all know, the pay-per view is coming soon as the Battleground tour draws to a close. The UWE says it will be a September to Remember. Well, so far, the shows have been memorable. There have been some new debuts and developments.

Amy Gobraless will be challenged by Ruby from the Rhett Vipers. How you doing ladies? In my opinion, Ruby is a threat to Amy’s legacy as a champion. She will have to bring her top game against the challenger Ruby. I think these women will bring down the house. The culmination of the Battleground Tour features many blow outs, but this one has to be my favourite.

The Armenian Beast has two challengers; Asylum and Chaos. Asylum won his way into the match by picking up numerous victories this summer. Chaos, in contrast, suffered many losses. He was given a chance for a title shot in the beat the clock tournament. It will be interesting to see two challengers who came into this match in two different ways.

Our beloved UWE Champion the Armenian Beast was off of UWE television for awhile, at least in the wresting sense. He was able to beat Asylum’s impostor. The poser wasn’t able to win, but he had me fooled. You know, I honestly thought the fake Asylum was the real deal. I just thought he became a lot more agile. The wool was pulled over my eyes. I’m wondering, though, why would Asylum go through all the trouble to have an impostor work the match? Oh I know, the save his strength for the title match. Tricky, tricky, but it’s the Masked Madman. What should we expect from the lunatic in a straight jacket?

So, UWE signs a new talent. Princess Diamond Diva. How you doing Diamond Diva? Welcome to the UWEniverse. UWE is always looking for new talent. There should be a refer a friend program. I don’t know anyone, personally, but I’m just saying.

Thank you for reading,
Gwendy W.